The Mrs and I have 5 whole months under our belts (married). We have been together for just over three years. So far so good.
Moms and me are toasting 36 married years right now…
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Red Skeleton’s Recipe for the Perfect Marriage
- Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
- We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
- My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
- She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
- She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
- Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
- I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
- The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!". Can't you just hear him say all of these? I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, "And May God Bless" with a big smile on his face.
I loved watching Red crack himself up. He was his own best audience.
Congrats to all of you. We celebrated 23 years just two weeks ago. Met sophomore year at PSU and never looked back. We laugh A LOT. Never take yourself so serious that you can’t admit mistakes and laugh. When she gave me the anniversary card this year, she wrote in it, “I’d marry you all over again in a heartbeat” It hit me pretty hard. I guess I’m doing something right.
Year 28 with #2 this August.
we grew up 3 1/2 blocks from each other and went to the same church but didn’t know each other because she’s 6 1/2 years younger than me
We now live 1 block from her house growing up and 2 1/2 from mine.
Was introduced to her when my divorce lawyers secretary, who also happened to be family friends of wifey, invited us both to a lunch at McDonald’s 30 years ago.
Like I’m sure many on here we’ve had our ups and downs but our connection really centers around sports
I’ve played and coached my whole life but she is an absolute “fanatic”!!!
So much so I rarely watch in the same room as her - no need to because I can tell how my team is doing from listening to her 3 rooms away
It’s pretty cool
to be able to run to Buffalo Wild Wings WITH your wife pretty much whenever you want and know you’re going to have a great time !
we grew up 3 1/2 blocks from each other and went to the same church but didn’t know each other because she’s 6 1/2 years younger than me
We now live 1 block from her house growing up and 2 1/2 from mine.
Was introduced to her when my divorce lawyers secretary, who also happened to be family friends of wifey, invited us both to a lunch at McDonald’s 30 years ago.
Like I’m sure many on here we’ve had our ups and downs but our connection really centers around sports
I’ve played and coached my whole life but she is an absolute “fanatic”!!!
So much so I rarely watch in the same room as her - no need to because I can tell how my team is doing from listening to her 3 rooms away
It’s pretty cool
to be able to run to Buffalo Wild Wings WITH your wife pretty much whenever you want and know you’re going to have a great time !
