“Facts are cheap, information is plentiful — knowledge is precious.”
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"Name 3 things that don't matter to the BWI Board" for $400, Alex.
"Name 3 things that don't matter to the BWI Board" for $400, Alex.
Did we get through lunch without accosting any special needs children today?
I'm sorry. I'm bored. It's too easy. BTW I would have punted the little fker.
Mine said, "Here I sit, so broken hearted. Came to sh*t, but only farted"
I actually got one that said, "stupidity is not your only shortcoming". I eat Mexican food now.
It’s not a bad gig. I’m sitting back enjoying a vanilla latte and Mocha Decadence Pumpkin Cheesecake.
People are never perfect, but love can be.
Mine said, “Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.”
Mine said "Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger."
I got one once that said “Disregard your previous fortune.”
I got one that said “Fire Franklin!”
Here let me make you feel a little more comfortableIt’s not a bad gig. I’m sitting back enjoying a vanilla latte and Mocha Decadence Pumpkin Cheesecake.
I once saw “Smoke Crack, Worship Satan, and Don’t Forget to Wipe” scrawled above the urinal in Zenos.
You must have picked up Harrisburg Dave’s order?
We were sitting around the bar one night deep into baseball conversations in Clearwater when the topic came up on what you wanted to be on your tombstone.
I offered up “I Never Courtesy Flushed” while my now dearly departed buddy offered up “I Finally Stopped” in reference to his smoking habits.
I offered up “I Never Courtesy Flushed” while my now dearly departed buddy offered up “I Finally Stopped” in reference to his smoking habits.
On my tombstone, ‘he only yelled at autistic kids before coffee’
Just kidding.
I’d rather have on there ‘my momma taught me to be polite and I was…most of the time.’
Just kidding.
I’d rather have on there ‘my momma taught me to be polite and I was…most of the time.’
I almost became a kajionaire by betting on the numbers on the opposite side of the fortune
So close… yet so far
Well, if You’re going to be stiff already, I say go for it.
This gets my vote for post of the year.Here let me make you feel a little more comfortable
He who has hands in pockets,
Feels foolish.
He who has holes in pockets,
Feels Nuts.
Feels foolish.
He who has holes in pockets,
Feels Nuts.
From Zenos: "When you're in a bar, the world is still outside, but at least for the moment, It doesn't have you by the throat!"
Why does it feel so super G when you talk coffee?It’s not a bad gig. I’m sitting back enjoying a vanilla latte and Mocha Decadence Pumpkin Cheesecake.
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