“Paige Spiranac reveals the 'science' to better golf score: 'I shoot lower the less I wear'”

[BobPSU92]

Holy sh|t.

Paige Spiranac reveals the 'science' to better golf score: 'I shoot lower the less I wear'

Paige Spiranac playfully wrote on X on Tuesday that she found the "science" behind how she can get better golf score -- wear less.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Bison13]

Holy sh|t.

Paige Spiranac reveals the 'science' to better golf score: 'I shoot lower the less I wear'

Paige Spiranac playfully wrote on X on Tuesday that she found the "science" behind how she can get better golf score -- wear less.

www.foxnews.com

The less she wears the longer I get too.

 

[BobPSU92]

The less she wears the longer I get too.

I need my driver.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Proof of how far Dow Corning can take you in life

 

[Thorndike2021]

If this is true, why do the other people at the golf course ask me to wear more clothes?

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

Holy sh|t.

Paige Spiranac reveals the 'science' to better golf score: 'I shoot lower the less I wear'

Paige Spiranac playfully wrote on X on Tuesday that she found the "science" behind how she can get better golf score -- wear less.

www.foxnews.com

Now that's what I call a ball washer

 

[LB99]

She is Dan Spiranac’s daughter.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Holy sh|t.

Paige Spiranac reveals the 'science' to better golf score: 'I shoot lower the less I wear'

Paige Spiranac playfully wrote on X on Tuesday that she found the "science" behind how she can get better golf score -- wear less.

www.foxnews.com

Holy sh*t! I would love to play out of her rough!

 

[Bison13]

Holy sh*t! I would love to play out of her rough!

I’m going to bed that she doesn’t have much rough, probably smooth greens

 

[Zenophile]

I’m going to bed that she doesn’t have much rough, probably smooth greens

“Damned straight, @Bison13”

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

My stimpmeter moved!

 

[Bison13]

“Damned straight, @Bison13”
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A completely unintentional typo but glad I did

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Holy sh|t.

Paige Spiranac reveals the 'science' to better golf score: 'I shoot lower the less I wear'

Paige Spiranac playfully wrote on X on Tuesday that she found the "science" behind how she can get better golf score -- wear less.

www.foxnews.com

“I shoulda yelled two!”

 

[UncleRoyBiggins]

Be right back.....

 

[bdgan]

I need my driver.

To do what?

 

[Bison13]

Be right back.....

Bob hasn’t recovered yet, don’t hurt yourself

 

[Fac]

Funniest thread in quite awhile.

 

[JoeLion]

I wonder how many hole in ones if she played naked?

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

So…. When does the new Topless Sports League with Paige and Holly Saunders start??? Gonna need a ton of paper towels!!

 

[Fac]

I wonder how many hole in ones if she played naked?

First time I wouldn't mind a triple bogey.

 

[RockyMtnLion]

If Paige’s scientific data translates to others, it would make the LPGA more watchable.

 

[Georgia Peach]

This thread reminds me of the time when Winnie Palmer, wife of Arnold, was on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Carson asked if there were any secrets to Arnie's stellar play and Winnie replied that she kisses Arnold's balls before every round. Johnny replied: "I bet that makes his putter stand up".

 

[Woodpecker]

This thread reminds me of the time when Winnie Palmer, wife of Arnold, was on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Carson asked if there were any secrets to Arnie's stellar play and Winnie replied that she kisses Arnold's balls before every round. Johnny replied: "I bet that makes his putter stand up".

Well, except not. But according to Arnold when he was on the Tonight show in 1994:
Leno: ... apparently Johnny said, "Is there anything your wife does to bring you good luck?"

Palmer: No, Johnny said, "Does your wife kiss your balls before you go to play?" and I said, "I don't even go to bed without pajamas."

Leno: I thought that was a tactful way ... but thanks for getting right to the point. So we cleared that up. That's like a famous one, like Jack Benny's, "Your money or your life ... I'm thinking it over." I wanted to find out ... so it is true?

Palmer: There you've got it. And I don't want to hear about it any more.

 

[Meat Lab]

I’m going to bed that she doesn’t have much rough, probably smooth greens

Get off on my lawn!!