12 days of Christmas (Mississippi State Style)

[Tractorman]

I only spent a few minutes on it so don't expect much. The tough part is matching syllables to the real song. Let's see your version!

On the 12th day of Christmas, M S U sent to me
12 gridiron battles
11 players playing
10 games left pissed off
9 times be-liev-ing
8 Davis Wade games
7 grueling losses
6 Pack-a-Speaking
5 golden wins
4 left early
3 QB's played
2 coaches stayed and
A new of-fens-ive genius

 

[Mr. Cook]

Six Pack Remembers nominee

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Change genius to savant

 

[maroonmadman]

Shouldn't this be "The Twelfth Day of Festivus."

 

[HumpDawgy]

1 offensive yard gained......in a season.

 

[Lettuce]

On the 12th day of Christmas, M S U sent to me
12 cows a mooing
11 o-linemen moving
10 bells a ringing
9 tailgates singing
8 people sitting
7 screens refreshing
6 Cups a stinking
5 cut off Jeans
4 garbage cans
3 spit cups
2 turded bowls
And a empty courtside seat

 

[Pookieray]

I only spent a few minutes on it so don't expect much. The tough part is matching syllables to the real song. Let's see your version!

On the 12th day of Christmas, M S U sent to me
12 gridiron battles
11 players playing
10 games left pissed off
9 times be-liev-ing
8 Davis Wade games
7 grueling losses
6 Pack-a-Speaking
5 golden wins
4 left early
3 QB's played
2 coaches stayed and
A new of-fens-ive genius

Well done!

 

[Dawgg]

12 new gray hairs growing
11 disgusted looks
10 palms to faces
9 extra hours yard work
8 thrown remotes
7 surrender cobras
6 maroon shirts burning
5 stiffffff driiinnnnks
4 broken glasses
3 early transfers
2 coachless games
And
1 holiday season with no travel