A cougar on the loose in Starkville
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My buddy sent this to me earlier. What kind of normal 35 year old wants to hang around with college kids? Ole girl is almost certainly getting railed at the (insert whatever frat) house on the regular.
I hope this guy is just playing stupid or making this up. Assuming she really is doing this you have to be a special kind of window licking stupid to not know what's going on. There's a word for men like him and it rhymes with 17.
The Starkville party scene is coming up.*
Zero chance that’s real
Yep, that fake. Probably written by some OM prick trying to make fun of State.
I saw a few cougars in the wild at Ricks about 12 years ago. I don't think this is true, but stranger things have happened in Starkville.
The old Veranda Bar in the past was the spot for all the local divorcees and wannabee divorcees, not sure if they stayed when it became Taste or not. This ole girl would have fit right in there
I definitely remember those times. Dave’s had its fair share as well.
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You guys are looking at this from your sordid, degenerate, porn-induced perspective. Girls just want to have fun, even when they get a bit older. It's likely not about sex.
Why deny her a night of drinking, partying, and teasing socially awkward pimple-faced frats boys who wouldn't know what to do with a cougar if she bit 'em on the backside?
She's probably helping them understand boundaries.
Or she could be a straight-up nympho. Who are we to judge?
Why deny her a night of drinking, partying, and teasing socially awkward pimple-faced frats boys who wouldn't know what to do with a cougar if she bit 'em on the backside?
She's probably helping them understand boundaries.
Or she could be a straight-up nympho. Who are we to judge?
If that's real, time to lawyer up. Because she's attending the college hot dog party. Bros and brats.
that or arrange for alternate weekends so he can attend some parties of his own.
that or arrange for alternate weekends so he can attend some parties of his own.
I'm sure she's tutoring them.
Why would that be making fun of us. Their whole recruiting philosophy over the last 20 years was promoting loose women.
This spool of thread is Crxxm without climbing gear.
Read it again and pay close attention to the grammar and punctuation. No way that was written by someone from Ms.
If I were you get everything in cash out of accounts, document, document, document even if it means someone following her around. I went through some of the same ****, she wanted to run around with her single and divorced girls. Don't put anything new into any accounts but draw them down with monthly bills. Bury it if you have to. Don't move out and tell her you have done nothing wrong and you don't have to leave.
concur, 100% a work, like errything esle on the internet, but i did remind me to renew season tickets
I thought a "cougar" would be at least mid-40s?
I mean, a 35yr old has definitely learned a few tricks, but cougar status?
I'm officially old now so my opinions could be out of date.
I mean, a 35yr old has definitely learned a few tricks, but cougar status?
I'm officially old now so my opinions could be out of date.
In high school, we had a mom of a girl a couple years younger that would always show up where we hung out. She had to have been 40+…. She’d buy things for the more shameless of the group.
It was pathetic, but nobody was banging her that I was ever aware of. IIRC, she was married so I have no idea what her husband was up to.
She's just making sure her daughter Reagan is okay. **
I have my doubts that this is true. Being such a small college town this cougar would be well known and we would have better intel by now.
On side note relevant to the topic at hand. My sophomore year I was spending the weekend at a friends house down in Hattiesburg because they were having a crawfish boil. One of my buddies girlfriend's mom was notorious for showing up to parties. Long story short after that night that fit 38 year old cougar still haunts my dreams in a good way.
On side note relevant to the topic at hand. My sophomore year I was spending the weekend at a friends house down in Hattiesburg because they were having a crawfish boil. One of my buddies girlfriend's mom was notorious for showing up to parties. Long story short after that night that fit 38 year old cougar still haunts my dreams in a good way.
