Angry drunk rant...

mike tice

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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
 

Dawgg

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I mean... imma let you finish, but you're dead wrong on #4 unless you actually played, your son/daughter plays, or your significant other is playing... or you're a female and/or under the age of 18.
 

paindonthurt_

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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
It’s 245 and this is a Wendy’s sir
 

Felonious Junk

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Oct 23, 2008
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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
Better watch out. Your targets in #3 will get their feelings hurt and let you know about it
 

ZombieKissinger

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May 29, 2013
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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
If I owned the Vikings, I’d hire you back in a heartbeat
 

jethreauxdawg

Heisman
Dec 20, 2010
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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
Dad?
 

hatfieldms

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Feb 20, 2008
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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
Angry drunk rant at 2:30 in the afternoon. Impressive
 

DoggieDaddy13

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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
You lost me on 6. Jada's kitty is still 'that good.'

Mm-Mm-Mmm. Now that's fine. She's fine.
 
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BulldogBlitz

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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!



Man, I miss your drunk rants. Good stuff
 

PBRME

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Dont get me started on those 17ing square hamburgers with Mayo. 17ing Mayo
john cho hak GIF
 

horshack.sixpack

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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
I would like to apologize in advance of your next drunk post for all the terrible posts I'm sure to make in between now and then.
 
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tired

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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
#1. I said that. It’s not rocket science. Have you seen any positive changes? He decided to get his head out of his arse. Is baseball harder for you drunk or sober?
 
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What’s the deal with people being so against adult men wearing jerseys? I might can see how wearing a player specific one at the collegiate level might be a little odd, but just a jersey without a name and a number? What is peoples issue with that?
I don’t get it either. If you want to wear a jersey do it. Who gives a shìt what other people think.
 

jethreauxdawg

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What’s the deal with people being so against adult men wearing jerseys? I might can see how wearing a player specific one at the collegiate level might be a little odd, but just a jersey without a name and a number? What is peoples issue with that?
Someone wanted a jersey for Christmas as a kid, didn’t get it, now acts like they’re for losers. Started a SPS trend
 

mike tice

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Caught#1. I said that. It’s not rocket science. Have you seen any positive changes? He decided to get his head out of his arse. Is baseball harder for you drunk or
#1. I said that. It’s not rocket science. Have you seen any positive changes? He decided to get his head out of his arse. Is baseball harder for you drunk or sober?
well, shat man. I didn’t know it was you. Just email him the drills to correct our pitching problems. And in my experience baseball is definitely harder drunk.
 
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NTDawg

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1. I saw a guy post on here that he literally could coach our pitchers better than our pitching coach.How can you be that stupid? What are you a GD engineer? Turf manager? Little league coach? Coach 34 the biggest Dubass to ever post here spewed the same BS.

2. Someone every year..'We are playing streetball". Nah bru. You most likely have to google to name one offensive set. Admit you have 0 knowledge on basketball.

3. How the foook do some of you have so many post? . I see about 5 of you on here posting every waking hour of every day. And the shat is rarely clever or insightful. Good lord do something. Anything. You have to have SOMETHING. And for those that it hits home with don't get mad. Your retort will be just as 17ing stupid as your other 5k post.

4. If I want to wear a 17ing jersey to the game. I'll wear a jersey to the game. Cargo pants too if I'm so inclined. The pack mentality here is 17ing stupid ( no pun intended ).

5. The commercials on Hulu are GD awful. Why the 17 do you have to have a woman driving in a truck commercial? Newsflash MEN are buying 17ing trucks. Heres an idea. Market to the correct demographic. It's like having men do tampax commercials. We aren't buying them ( although with this post it appears as if I need one ). Unless our ill prepared wife sends us on a 17ing tampon mission.

6. 17ing Will Smith. Jesus son. That kitty can't be that good. And Chris Rock is a biiiiiitch too. The Netflix stand up sucked assssss.

7. Moment of clarity thought. Hangover 2 was outstanding. "Is this a magic show?" OMG! outfckingstanding! "I never get to keep no monkeys" Bruh watch it.

8. Mike Leach died. I mean WTF. If this 17ing institution isn't cursed then what is it? We have someone die every few years. Going back to Stowers, Keifer, Bell, the kid last year. Holy hell somebody sell your soul or turn your life to Jesus. Make it stop.

9. I'm going to continue this rant in my head for the next 3 hours until I finally pass out or KO my neighbor. 17 all yall and Hail State!
this Drunk posts > 90% of the posts on here