SEC
First-team All-Americans, Heisman award watch candidates all rubbish. Borrrrring. Lets instead focus on the elite college football players that are doing their best to flush their futures right down the toilet. Thats right football fans, more and more, we keep seeing talented players getting into the news for all the wrong reasons so much in fact that one could easily form up a starting roster that could compete with the team that played on The Longest Yard. Honestly, its sad how often this is happening in college sports today. It really is.
Recently, reports of misconduct in college football keep pouring in, practically on a daily basis. Heck, the SEC alone can give us a starting lineup chock-full of college football delinquents.
With that being said, I give you the SEC All-Penal Team
2008 SEC All-Penal Team
Quarterback
Starter: Ryan Perrilloux LSU
Offense: Used brothers ID to get into casino, plus a federal investigation in which hes a person of interest in a counterfeit ring, nevermind his latest undisclosed transgression.
Backup: Stephen Garcia South Carolina
Offense: Keying a professors car, as well as failing to obey orders of an officer of the law.
3rd Stringer: Jared Foster Ole Miss
Offense: Transfer quarterback whose previous rap sheet include alcohol possession by a minor, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, while in high school. Those charges were dropped if he agreed to assist with a steroid investigation, as well as stay clean. He was later charged with selling steroids, and has since been kicked off the team.
Did Roger Clemens deny knowing him too?
Running Back
Starter: Brandon James Florida
Offense: Possession of a controlled substance (less than 20 grams of cannibis)
Backup: Arian Foster Tennessee
Offense: Disorderly conduct and underage alcohol consumption
Fullback
Starter: Fred Munzenmaier Georgia
Offense: Underage possession of alcohol and walking in a roadway
Backup: David Holbert Tennessee
Offense: Underage consumption of alcohol and disorderly conduct
Wide Receiver
Starter: Dion Lecorn South Carolina
Offense: Marijuana possession
Starter: Ahmad Paige Tennessee
Offense: Misdemeanor for marijuana possession (a freshman offensive lineman William Brimfield and a high school student in town for a recruiting trip, were both present in the car during the act)
I heard the recruit also gave his verbal to the officer that night. Apparently, they also have to get their recruits stoned, in order to sign them?!
Backup: Gerald Jones Tennessee
Offense: Misdemeanor for marijuana possession
Offensive Lineman
Starter: Ronnie Wilson Florida
Offense: Firing a semi-automatic rifle in the air during a dispute that began at a nightclub. Eventually charged with aggravated assault, battery, and display of a concealed weapon
Starter: Anthony Parker Tennessee
Offense: The All-SEC first teamer was recently arrested for disorderly conduct.
Starter: Zhamal Thomas LSU
Offense: He was kicked off the team due to a burglary charge.
Defensive Lineman
Starter: Marcus Harrison Arkansas
Offense: Felony possession of ecstasy.
Starter: Jeremy Elder Alabama
Offense: Arrested on two counts of first-degree robbery.
I heard he was also a steal in the recruiting process
Defensive End
Starter: Jermaine Cunningham Florida
Offense: Disorderly conduct, after a dispute over a bag of potato chips at a restaurant at 2am.
You can never eat just one, can you?!
Starter: Brandon Deaderick Alabama
Offense: Disorderly conduct, and an altercation outside of a bar.
Linebacker
Starter: Brandon Fanney Alabama
Offense: Arrested for disorderly conduct in front of a bar.
I wonder if he was playing with his fanney
Starter: Derrick Odom LSU
Offense: Breaking and entering into a residence
Backup: Dustin Lindsey South Carolina
Offense: DUI
Defensive Back
Starter: Donovan Baldwin Georgia
Offense: DUI at 3:05am
Starter: Troy Giddens LSU
Offense: Second-degree battery and one count of battery (on his teammate, by the way), while his previous rap sheet also includes identity theft and simple burglary.
Safety
Starter: Antonio Wardlow Tennessee
Offense: Disorderly conduct, underage consumption, and public intoxication
I think we should call Phillip Fulmer The Warden from now on
Backup: Jamarca Sanford Ole Miss
Offense: Disorderly conduct at 1:40am
Kicker / Punter
Starter: Britton Colquitt Tennessee
Offense: Numerous alcohol related arrests, including the latest in which he drove into a parked car (while intoxicated).
I sense some irony here, considering all the alcohol drunk by a booter if you catch my drift.
Backup: Kyle Keown Vanderbilt
Offense: Domestic violence and aggravated assault on his ex-girlfriend
There you have it, the 2008 SEC All-Penal team. Something tells me that high school-kid-turned-Tennessee-recruit may be headlining the 2009 squad. All in all, this list is quite alarming.
First-team All-Americans, Heisman award watch candidates all rubbish. Borrrrring. Lets instead focus on the elite college football players that are doing their best to flush their futures right down the toilet. Thats right football fans, more and more, we keep seeing talented players getting into the news for all the wrong reasons so much in fact that one could easily form up a starting roster that could compete with the team that played on The Longest Yard. Honestly, its sad how often this is happening in college sports today. It really is.
Recently, reports of misconduct in college football keep pouring in, practically on a daily basis. Heck, the SEC alone can give us a starting lineup chock-full of college football delinquents.
With that being said, I give you the SEC All-Penal Team
2008 SEC All-Penal Team
Quarterback
Starter: Ryan Perrilloux LSU
Offense: Used brothers ID to get into casino, plus a federal investigation in which hes a person of interest in a counterfeit ring, nevermind his latest undisclosed transgression.
Backup: Stephen Garcia South Carolina
Offense: Keying a professors car, as well as failing to obey orders of an officer of the law.
3rd Stringer: Jared Foster Ole Miss
Offense: Transfer quarterback whose previous rap sheet include alcohol possession by a minor, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, while in high school. Those charges were dropped if he agreed to assist with a steroid investigation, as well as stay clean. He was later charged with selling steroids, and has since been kicked off the team.
Did Roger Clemens deny knowing him too?
Running Back
Starter: Brandon James Florida
Offense: Possession of a controlled substance (less than 20 grams of cannibis)
Backup: Arian Foster Tennessee
Offense: Disorderly conduct and underage alcohol consumption
Fullback
Starter: Fred Munzenmaier Georgia
Offense: Underage possession of alcohol and walking in a roadway
Backup: David Holbert Tennessee
Offense: Underage consumption of alcohol and disorderly conduct
Wide Receiver
Starter: Dion Lecorn South Carolina
Offense: Marijuana possession
Starter: Ahmad Paige Tennessee
Offense: Misdemeanor for marijuana possession (a freshman offensive lineman William Brimfield and a high school student in town for a recruiting trip, were both present in the car during the act)
I heard the recruit also gave his verbal to the officer that night. Apparently, they also have to get their recruits stoned, in order to sign them?!
Backup: Gerald Jones Tennessee
Offense: Misdemeanor for marijuana possession
Offensive Lineman
Starter: Ronnie Wilson Florida
Offense: Firing a semi-automatic rifle in the air during a dispute that began at a nightclub. Eventually charged with aggravated assault, battery, and display of a concealed weapon
Starter: Anthony Parker Tennessee
Offense: The All-SEC first teamer was recently arrested for disorderly conduct.
Starter: Zhamal Thomas LSU
Offense: He was kicked off the team due to a burglary charge.
Defensive Lineman
Starter: Marcus Harrison Arkansas
Offense: Felony possession of ecstasy.
Starter: Jeremy Elder Alabama
Offense: Arrested on two counts of first-degree robbery.
I heard he was also a steal in the recruiting process
Defensive End
Starter: Jermaine Cunningham Florida
Offense: Disorderly conduct, after a dispute over a bag of potato chips at a restaurant at 2am.
You can never eat just one, can you?!
Starter: Brandon Deaderick Alabama
Offense: Disorderly conduct, and an altercation outside of a bar.
Linebacker
Starter: Brandon Fanney Alabama
Offense: Arrested for disorderly conduct in front of a bar.
I wonder if he was playing with his fanney
Starter: Derrick Odom LSU
Offense: Breaking and entering into a residence
Backup: Dustin Lindsey South Carolina
Offense: DUI
Defensive Back
Starter: Donovan Baldwin Georgia
Offense: DUI at 3:05am
Starter: Troy Giddens LSU
Offense: Second-degree battery and one count of battery (on his teammate, by the way), while his previous rap sheet also includes identity theft and simple burglary.
Safety
Starter: Antonio Wardlow Tennessee
Offense: Disorderly conduct, underage consumption, and public intoxication
I think we should call Phillip Fulmer The Warden from now on
Backup: Jamarca Sanford Ole Miss
Offense: Disorderly conduct at 1:40am
Kicker / Punter
Starter: Britton Colquitt Tennessee
Offense: Numerous alcohol related arrests, including the latest in which he drove into a parked car (while intoxicated).
I sense some irony here, considering all the alcohol drunk by a booter if you catch my drift.
Backup: Kyle Keown Vanderbilt
Offense: Domestic violence and aggravated assault on his ex-girlfriend
There you have it, the 2008 SEC All-Penal team. Something tells me that high school-kid-turned-Tennessee-recruit may be headlining the 2009 squad. All in all, this list is quite alarming.
