Another Recruiting Strategy Idea

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Why don't we let the coaches figure out who and where they want to recruit players that fit the scheme Leach sired 20+ years ago. We can instead, complain about all of the flaws of said players and coaches down the road when they lose a game or transfer out... whatever it is they do that hurts our feelings. We can also make fun of the ones who signed elsewhere or transfer out and are riding the bench. We could even have a few posters say really negative stuff all the time and a few pump sunshine out of their over-bleached bungholes.

I like to call it the full circle strategy. They won't know what hit em.

What else could we do here on the old master strategy board that can make a real difference? There are no bad ideas, except for stupid ones of course.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Well it's either come up with strategies or make dumbass posts about lumber or how the housing market will increase by 8,000,000% a year 4 eva.

Or crypto.

Or COVID. Uncle Joey is pushing that again.

Take your pick. Or how a wedding venue is trying to move into your neighborhood. Post 1,000 pictures and gifs of that and grills. Please, can't wait.

 

[Dawgg]

Well it's either come up with strategies or make dumbass posts about lumber or how the housing market will increase by 8,000,000% a year 4 eva.

Or crypto.

Or COVID. Uncle Joey is pushing that again.

Take your pick. Or how a wedding venue is trying to move into your neighborhood. Post 1,000 pictures and gifs of that and grills. Please, can't wait.

Hey! When I had to contemplate making my wife go outside during the 4th quarter of games where we’re trailing, the advice I received on this board probably saved my marriage, you son of a Вitch!

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Well it's either come up with strategies or make dumbass posts about lumber or how the housing market will increase by 8,000,000% a year 4 eva.

Or crypto.

Or COVID. Uncle Joey is pushing that again.

Take your pick. Or how a wedding venue is trying to move into your neighborhood. Post 1,000 pictures and gifs of that and grills. Please, can't wait.

You misspelled dubmass.

But since you asked, here's your update on the topics you love so dearly:

• Lumber is in the pooper so to speak. Still up around the pre-covid highs though. Canfor just announced some curtailments to production, so it looks the mills have found the bottom they are willing to sell at these days.
• Crypto is definitely in the pooper. Seems like more and more exchanges are going belly up all the time. Tether could be a real problem if some of the rumors are true.
• Covid is on the rise again, but it seems to be pretty mild. Every text message I have on my phone seems to be discussing someone being sick with the flu, covid, or some kinda cold.
• The B&B operators still give me the stink eye when they drive by about getting their wedding venue shot down.
• BBQ season has officially wrapped up for me... too damn cold and too much ice on the back porch.
• And for housing. I sure feel for anybody who wasn't able to jump on one when rates were low, it will be quite a while before affordability gets close to those numbers again and most likely it never will.

 

[Anon1669338224]

There is no strategy when you have this many people transferring, and it'll probably differ from year to year.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

You misspelled dubmass.

But since you asked, here's your update on the topics you love so dearly:

• Lumber is in the pooper so to speak. Still up around the pre-covid highs though. Canfor just announced some curtailments to production, so it looks the mills have found the bottom they are willing to sell at these days.
• Crypto is definitely in the pooper. Seems like more and more exchanges are going belly up all the time. Tether could be a real problem if some of the rumors are true.
• Covid is on the rise again, but it seems to be pretty mild. Every text message I have on my phone seems to be discussing someone being sick with the flu, covid, or some kinda cold.
• The B&B operators still give me the stink eye when they drive by about getting their wedding venue shot down.
• BBQ season has officially wrapped up for me... too damn cold and too much ice on the back porch.
• And for housing. I sure feel for anybody who wasn't able to jump on one when rates were low, it will be quite a while before affordability gets close to those numbers again and most likely it never will.

Lumber pre-madonna

 

[Dawgg]

Lumber pre-madonna

Your mom is a lumber pre-madonna.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Lumber pre-madonna

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Well it's either

Lighten up, Francis.

You know, YEEN‡ gotta read or post in this thread.




‡ This Word of the Day is brought to you by Tulu Griffin: New Recruiting Coordinator & AD in waiting.

 

[NTDawg]

Why don't we let the coaches figure out who and where they want to recruit players that fit the scheme Leach sired 20+ years ago. We can instead, complain about all of the flaws of said players and coaches down the road when they lose a game or transfer out... whatever it is they do that hurts our feelings. We can also make fun of the ones who signed elsewhere or transfer out and are riding the bench. We could even have a few posters say really negative stuff all the time and a few pump sunshine out of their over-bleached bungholes.

I like to call it the full circle strategy. They won't know what hit em.

What else could we do here on the old master strategy board that can make a real difference? There are no bad ideas, except for stupid ones of course.

Nobody liked my idea of a shaman lead retreat at Davis Wade with psilocybin for all SPSers

 

[jethreauxdawg]

We could even have a few posters say really negative stuff all the time and a few pump sunshine out of their over-bleached bungholes.

Over-bleached? Is there an appropriate level?

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Why don't we let the coaches figure out who and where they want to recruit players that fit the scheme Leach sired 20+ years ago. We can instead, complain about all of the flaws of said players and coaches down the road when they lose a game or transfer out... whatever it is they do that hurts our feelings. We can also make fun of the ones who signed elsewhere or transfer out and are riding the bench. We could even have a few posters say really negative stuff all the time and a few pump sunshine out of their over-bleached bungholes.

I like to call it the full circle strategy. They won't know what hit em.

What else could we do here on the old master strategy board that can make a real difference? There are no bad ideas, except for stupid ones of course.

Do you think the ones that call childish names plan far in advance, or just depend on in the moment inspiration?

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Over-bleached? Is there an appropriate level?

You want to go clean, but natural looking. Nobody wants to get surprised by a Sammy Sosa effect.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Do you think the ones that call childish names plan far in advance, or just depend on in the moment inspiration?

That's a really good question. Most of them are pretty dimwitted so you like to think they are self aware and plan ahead... But the names they come up with are so dumb, it’s hard to imagine they put any thought into it.

 

[aTotal360]

Nobody liked my idea of a shaman lead retreat at Davis Wade with psilocybin for all SPSers

ayahuasca and I’m in.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

But the names they come up with are so dumb

Username checks out.*

 

[NTDawg]

ayahuasca and I’m in.

Ayahuasca, psilocybin, peyote, lsd, or marijuana all good for me