Forecast calls for scattered optimism Friday, gradually cooling to frustration by early evening. Saturday morning will be uneasy with possible light morning drinking, turning heavier by 5:00 pm. Saturday night will be stormier, with widespread bitching. Bitching may be severe in some areas. Sunday afternoon the clouds will begin to decrease slightly, letting through glimmers of sunshine, before the main front arrives between 4:00 and 4:30, bringing with it severe bitching along with possible moaning. Please excercise caution as this system has been known to produce extreme pessimism, and conditions may be favorable for drinking until you puke. Please stay tuned to SixPackSpeak for further weather updates.