I can see the tv ads now.
Do you live in in eastern Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, New England, or Canada……..or have you ever visited these places? You could be owed millions! If you or your loved one have ever had:
-sneezing
-a runny nose
-cough
-headache
-muscle pain
-chills
-fever
-limb amputation
-seasonal allergies
-forgot where you placed your car keys
-and, of course, death
then call us immediately to get your free evaluation! You won’t owe us anything unless we get you money!*
*(Well, actually you’ll owe us costs and expenses win or lose and if you actually win we’ll take an additional 40% but hey- details).