Anyway, the University of Chicago…

[BobPSU92]

So, I ambled into Liv Breads in Millburn, NEW. JERSEY. this morning to pick up some almond croissants and chocolate croissants (cwa-sonts; Come on.). As I’m leaving, a woman walks in wearing a University of Chicago sweatshirt. As I‘m wearing a PSU jacket, I immediately thought, “They aren’t lucky to be playing football like We Are!”

Walking to the car, I asked myself if we laugh at U. of Chicago or vice versa. After much internal debate, I’m quite certain that we laugh at them. In furtherance of this assessment, the woman in the U. of Chicago sweatshirt did not tell me to go f*ck myself.

That was my important topic for debate this morning. On to the cwa-sonts.

 

[PSU87]

So, I ambled into Liv Breads in Millburn, NEW. JERSEY. this morning to pick up some almond croissants and chocolate croissants (cwa-sonts; Come on.). As I’m leaving, a woman walks in wearing a University of Chicago sweatshirt. As I‘m wearing a PSU jacket, I immediately thought, “They aren’t lucky to be playing football like We Are!”

Walking to the car, I asked myself if we laugh at U. of Chicago or vice versa. After much internal debate, I’m quite certain that we laugh at them. In furtherance of this assessment, the woman in the U. of Chicago sweatshirt did not tell me to go f*ck myself.

That was my important topic for debate this morning. On to the cwa-sonts.

Will we cover the spread against them after a sluggish 1st half?
THAT is the question you should be asking....

 

[psuro]

So, I ambled into Liv Breads in Millburn, NEW. JERSEY. this morning to pick up some almond croissants and chocolate croissants (cwa-sonts; Come on.). As I’m leaving, a woman walks in wearing a University of Chicago sweatshirt. As I‘m wearing a PSU jacket, I immediately thought, “They aren’t lucky to be playing football like We Are!”

Walking to the car, I asked myself if we laugh at U. of Chicago or vice versa. After much internal debate, I’m quite certain that we laugh at them. In furtherance of this assessment, the woman in the U. of Chicago sweatshirt did not tell me to go f*ck myself.

That was my important topic for debate this morning. On to the cwa-sonts.

U of C has 7 Big Ten Championshps - PSU has 4.

U of C has the same number of Heisman Trophy winners as PSU - one.

U of C gave PSU Hugo Bezdek. PSU gave U of C.....an STD, probably.

She should have laughed at you.

 

[GrimReaper]

Will we cover the spread against them after a sluggish 1st half?
THAT is the question you should be asking....

Or, does PSU throw the deep ball? Just make sure that the question is phrased so that a second-grader can understand it and won't fall asleep before you're finished asking.

 

[BobPSU92]

U of C has 7 Big Ten Championshps - PSU has 4.

U of C has the same number of Heisman Trophy winners as PSU - one.

U of C gave PSU Hugo Bezdek. PSU gave U of C.....an STD, probably.

She should have laughed at you.

I’m such an a$$hole.

 

[laKavosiey-st lion]

So, I ambled into Liv Breads in Millburn, NEW. JERSEY. this morning to pick up some almond croissants and chocolate croissants (cwa-sonts; Come on.). As I’m leaving, a woman walks in wearing a University of Chicago sweatshirt. As I‘m wearing a PSU jacket, I immediately thought, “They aren’t lucky to be playing football like We Are!”

Walking to the car, I asked myself if we laugh at U. of Chicago or vice versa. After much internal debate, I’m quite certain that we laugh at them. In furtherance of this assessment, the woman in the U. of Chicago sweatshirt did not tell me to go f*ck myself.

That was my important topic for debate this morning. On to the cwa-sonts.

2s company may send him here:

University of Chicago (Booth)​

#1 in Best Business Schools
#2 in Part-time MBA
I guess they laugh at us from the safety of indoors

 

[Midnighter]

Recent intern was from U Chicago - he said he felt safer in Mexico than he did in Chicago (and listed two acquaintances who had been shot).

 

[ApexLion]

So, I ambled into Liv Breads in Millburn, NEW. JERSEY. this morning to pick up some almond croissants and chocolate croissants (cwa-sonts; Come on.). As I’m leaving, a woman walks in wearing a University of Chicago sweatshirt. As I‘m wearing a PSU jacket, I immediately thought, “They aren’t lucky to be playing football like We Are!”

Walking to the car, I asked myself if we laugh at U. of Chicago or vice versa. After much internal debate, I’m quite certain that we laugh at them. In furtherance of this assessment, the woman in the U. of Chicago sweatshirt did not tell me to go f*ck myself.

That was my important topic for debate this morning. On to the cwa-sonts.

University of Chicago: "Where Fun Goes to Die"

That's an actual slogan/meme, even mentioned on school tours. Fantastic school btw.

We openly cluck while ready to verbally assault older bagel buyers with sweatshirts of other schools but its all in good fun. WE ARE!

 

[Tom_PSU]

I

I’m such an a$$hole.

Agreed, but how does that relate to some woman wearing a U of Chicago sweatshirt? I’m now as confused as you normally are.

 

[psuro]

I’m such an a$$hole.

We have that on a t-shirt available in our Gift Shop.

 

[GrimReaper]

Recent intern was from U Chicago - he said he felt safer in Mexico than he did in Chicago (and listed two acquaintances who had been shot).

The campus neighborhood is reasonably safe (and incredibly boring). The areas surrounding campus not so much.

 

[GreggK]

So, I ambled into Liv Breads in Millburn, NEW. JERSEY. this morning to pick up some almond croissants and chocolate croissants (cwa-sonts; Come on.). As I’m leaving, a woman walks in wearing a University of Chicago sweatshirt. As I‘m wearing a PSU jacket, I immediately thought, “They aren’t lucky to be playing football like We Are!”

Walking to the car, I asked myself if we laugh at U. of Chicago or vice versa. After much internal debate, I’m quite certain that we laugh at them. In furtherance of this assessment, the woman in the U. of Chicago sweatshirt did not tell me to go f*ck myself.

That was my important topic for debate this morning. On to the cwa-sonts.

I didn’t realized you lived that close to me. Now I’m alarmed. (Liv is the best)

 

[BobPSU92]

I didn’t realized you lived that close to me. Now I’m alarmed. (Liv is the best)

Alert your neighbors!

 

[Midnighter]

The campus neighborhood is reasonably safe (and incredibly boring). The areas surrounding campus not so much.

Yeah, off campus apartment.

 

[psuro]

Alert your neighbors!

Coincidentally, that is also on a t-shirt in our Gift Shop.

 

[Woodpecker]

Alert your neighbors!

Aren't you obligated to do that?

 

[PSU87]

We have that on a t-shirt available in our Gift Shop.

Just wear a Michigan tshirt....same difference

 

[MacNit2.0]

The campus neighborhood is reasonably safe (and incredibly boring). The areas surrounding campus not so much.

It looks like Beirut…or Gaza City.

 

[CamelbackPSU]

My nieces & their friends (all west suburban Chicago people) love & live in the city. Maybe as we get older we don't want to parallel park.

 

[psuro]

My nieces & their friends (all west suburban Chicago people) love & live in the city. Maybe as we get older we don't want to parallel park.

Chicago is great.

Rural trailer park America....,

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

So, I ambled into Liv Breads in Millburn, NEW. JERSEY. this morning to pick up some almond croissants and chocolate croissants (cwa-sonts; Come on.). As I’m leaving, a woman walks in wearing a University of Chicago sweatshirt. As I‘m wearing a PSU jacket, I immediately thought, “They aren’t lucky to be playing football like We Are!”

Walking to the car, I asked myself if we laugh at U. of Chicago or vice versa. After much internal debate, I’m quite certain that we laugh at them. In furtherance of this assessment, the woman in the U. of Chicago sweatshirt did not tell me to go f*ck myself.

That was my important topic for debate this morning. On to the cwa-sonts.

Was she Weather Thread material?

 

[Classof09]

I’m such an a$$hole.

Board poll?

 

[PSU Mike]

Just wear a Michigan tshirt....same difference

Oh, I did that once. Was in the company of a dddick wearing a block M hat. I chuckled. He asked what I was laughing at. I told him it was his hat. He asked what about the hat. I said I never understood why you guys abbreviate a$$hole with an M.