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[dawgstudent]

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew or a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery.

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[CochiseCowbell]

11 am Kick: Bacon for Breakfast

or something more creative along those lines.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Yes sir! Nice tits Coach Pittman!

 

[Col. Forbin]

Hide your mashed potatoes!

 

[Bullldawg78]

Does Sam drink a cold beer after a loss?

 

[dawgstudent]

Arkansas - More like Sam Tittman

 

[DerHntr]

Sam Pittman: All froth, no substance

 

[cowbell88]

Bayed in Davis Wade

 

[Dawgbite]

We like "an ole cold beer" too!

 

[Ranchdawg]

Hey Hogs, how about a Mudslide or a Dirty Chai?

 

[L4MANDW]

Dawgs gonna be on ‘em hawgs Saturday like a Leach on a pig!!!

 

[Dawgg]

Nobody ever says "I wish our town had a Walmart."

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew or a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery.

http://strangebrewcoffeehouse.myshopify.com/

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Our coach hates weddings
Your coach hates his cholesterol

 

[cfree3434]

Turn down that jukebox!

 

[The Cooterpoot]

I smell Walmart

 

[horshack.sixpack]

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew or a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery.

http://strangebrewcoffeehouse.myshopify.com/

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And THIS little piggy cried 'bring liquor' all the way home.

 

[FQDawg]

Arkansas: Making Mississippi look better since 1836.

 

[MagicDawg]

Arky: the "Great Value" knockoff of SEC Football

 

[PBRME]

I love the smell of smoked Hawg in the morning. It smells like victory.

 

[Cantdoitsal]

Delta Blues beats Squealing Banjos

 

[BigDawg0074]

Woo piggies, shooey!

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

Arkansas: Dickless since 2008.

 

[57stratdawg]

Arkansas - How are y’all related to Missouri again?

 

[Predestined]

Pig tastes good. Bacon tastes good.

 

[dawgman42]

Arkansas fans: You bite our noses, and we smoke your butts worse than an Oxford frat boy tickle fight.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Wanna see what a Baseball National Championship Trophy looks like?

Just don't drop it.

 

[ArcherSPS]

Which Side’s Family Reunion Did You Two Meet At?

 

[Cantdoitsal]

Arkansas: Where Family Reunions are for Hooking Up.

 

[Cantdoitsal]

Deliverance: Georgia Setting but Arkansas Actors.

 

[cristilmethod]

"I'm not promoting it, but I like a win over Texas A&M"

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Arkansas- The white NWA

 

[Car Ramrod.sixpack]

University of Arkansas - We hate our own state enough our campus almost out of it.

 

[onewoof]

We didn't enjoy our drive through Arkansas on the way to Omaha and back.

 

[BingleCocktail]

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew or a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery.

http://strangebrewcoffeehouse.myshopify.com/

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GONNA MAKE YOU SQUEAL TIL YOU BLEED

(with 'pologies to C+C Music Factory)

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Raise her back? Hell, she's too fat!

 

[ckDOG]

Arkansas - Mississippi with mountains, without baseball.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

You only wish you "are Kansas"

 

[dawgstudent]

We have yet to receive a final answer from the judges.

 

[17itdawg]

Hogs, your Natural State is an L.

 

[00Dawg]

He warned you. You should've eloped.