As Stoops fills out his staff at State,

[dorndawg]

Who are some names you want to see at the coordinator positions?

 

[ZombieKissinger]

OC - Kingsbury
DC - Mangino
GA - Drake Stoops

All know Stoops and it just makes sense

 

[tenureplan]

Gruden would make a good DC and the New England offensive mastermind just got fired in vegas. Maybe he saw Selmon's billboard.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Zack Arnett
Joe Lee's Socks
Peter Sermon
Don Merlinz
Woody McCorvey

 

[Shmuley]

Who are some names you want to see at the coordinator positions?

You have to start with Brent Venables at DC. I mean, he has an Oklahoma pedigree after all.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Zack Arnett
Joe Lee's Socks
Peter Sermon
Don Merlinz
Woody McCorvey

I need some kind of role because I’m planning to be the head coach by 2050. If I successfully recruit Stoops here, I could be the recruiting coordinator

 

[Dawgg]

D-Line/LB Coach has to be Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
QB Coach should be Tom Brady.
In an amazing coup, Special Teams coach actually ends up being a resurrected Jesus Christ because Bob Stoops becoming the coach at Mississippi State is surely the event that sets off the Rapture and Tribulations described in Revelations.

 

[tenureplan]

D-Line/LB Coach has to be Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
QB Coach should be Tom Brady.
In an amazing coup, Special Teams coach actually ends up being a resurrected Jesus Christ because Bob Stoops becoming the coach at Mississippi State is surely the event that sets off the Rapture and Tribulations described in Revelations.

Try to be serious

 

[columbiadawg2]

OC: Bruce Arians
DC: Bellichick
Special Teams: Joe Judge
WR: Trooper Taylor
DL: Brick Haley

 

[11thEagleFan]

The fact that Bob Stoops hasn’t denied these rumors is very telling. Stoops to State is imminent.

 

[uptowndawg]

Jon Gruden - Senior Director of Digital Communications

 

[Dawgg]

Try to be serious

I am!

The SAG-AFTRA strike continues, what the hell else does The Rock have going on right now?
I'm sure Tom Brady could use the dough after his divorce really sets in.
You don't think Jesus could get our punters to average more than 30 17ing yards a punt?

Fine. I say he brings Al Luginbill out of retirement so we can have the world's only XFL championship winning coaches on our staff.
Want to really play mind games? Get Chris and Monte Kiffin as our co-DC's.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

I am!

The SAG-AFTRA strike continues, what the hell else does The Rock have going on right now?
I'm sure Tom Brady could use the dough after his divorce really sets in.
You don't think Jesus could get our punters to average more than 30 17ing yards a punt?

Fine. I say he brings Al Luginbill out of retirement so we can have the world's only XFL championship winning coaches on our staff.
Want to really play mind games? Get Chris and Monte Kiffin as our co-DC's.

thread creep: has that strike had a negative impact on anyone on SPS? I completely forgot it was happening.

 

[tenureplan]

I am!

The SAG-AFTRA strike continues, what the hell else does The Rock have going on right now?
I'm sure Tom Brady could use the dough after his divorce really sets in.
You don't think Jesus could get our punters to average more than 30 17ing yards a punt?

Fine. I say he brings Al Luginbill out of retirement so we can have the world's only XFL championship winning coaches on our staff.
Want to really play mind games? Get Chris and Monte Kiffin as our co-DC's.

First off. What experience does the rock have outside of acting? We have plenty of people acting like coaches already. Second, forgiveness has no place on a football field.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Who are some names you want to see at the coordinator positions?

I floated Stoops a while back and was soundly rebuked, but he's be 1A for me and Urban would be 1B.

Likely neither will come, so I'm at the Tom Herman, Clay Helton stage now.

I'd be for Gus, Leipold or Chadwell, etc., but I don't know if we can pay them what it would take.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I think Saban would make a good DC. Might be too old. Let’s check with Kirby first.

 

[Dawgg]

First off. What experience does the rock have outside of acting? We have plenty of people acting like coaches already. Second, forgiveness has no place on a football field.

The Rock played football at Miami and briefly made the practice squad for the Calgary Stampeders. He's also the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. Currently our on field product is not electrifying nor is it entertaining and a lot of it could barely be called 'sports'. Who better to turn that around? Also, we all talk on here about attendance dropping and waning interest. Maybe we just need someone to connect with the people and that's the People's Champion.

We're not hiring forgiveness Jesus. We're hiring beating up money changers in the temple Jesus and He's going to have to understand that before Selmon and Stoops offer Him the job.

 

[Dawgg]

thread creep: has that strike had a negative impact on anyone on SPS? I completely forgot it was happening.

Deadpool 3 got pushed back.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

The Rock played football at Miami and briefly made the practice squad for the Calgary Stampeders. He's also the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. Currently our on field product is not electrifying nor is it entertaining and a lot of it could barely be called 'sports'. Who better to turn that around? Also, we all talk on here about attendance dropping and waning interest. Maybe we just need someone to connect with the people and that's the People's Champion.

We're not hiring forgiveness Jesus. We're hiring beating up money changers in the temple Jesus and He's going to have to understand that before Selmon and Stoops offer Him the job.

I smell what you’re cookin’

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

The Rock played football at Miami and briefly made the practice squad for the Calgary Stampeders. He's also the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. Currently our on field product is not electrifying nor is it entertaining and a lot of it could barely be called 'sports'. Who better to turn that around? Also, we all talk on here about attendance dropping and waning interest. Maybe we just need someone to connect with the people and that's the People's Champion.

We're not hiring forgiveness Jesus. We're hiring beating up money changers in the temple Jesus and He's going to have to understand that before Selmon and Stoops offer Him the job.

The Rock would be a home run hire! Now you got me dreaming! Peyton Manning or Brady would be can't miss too! What about Elon Musk? Aren't EV sales slowing?

 

[Drebin]

Who are some names you want to see at the coordinator positions?

Let's get the band back together.

Ron Cooper - DC
Sparky Woods - OC
Jackie Sherrill - Special Teams
Sylvester Croom - Running backs

 

[Shmuley]

I think Saban would make a good DC. Might be too old. Let’s check with Kirby first.

Let's see if Napier is available as an analyst. But, after he accepts, let's withdraw the offer.

 

[aTotal360]

Zack Arnett
Joe Lee's Socks
Peter Sermon
Don Merlinz
Woody McCorvey

You gotta put Billy Gonzales on that list.

 

[The Peeper]

Zack Arnett
Joe Lee's Socks
Peter Sermon
Don Merlinz
Woody McCorvey

Damn, how could you leave off Recruiting Co-Ordinator John Hevesy from that illustrious list?

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Who are some names you want to see at the coordinator positions?

Is this the coaching search where we finally stop talking about Diaz and Hud?

 

[dog99walker]

Don’t forget Manny Diaz, so he can 17 us for someone else a third time.

 

[GloryDawg]

Let's get the band back together.

Ron Cooper - DC

Somehow, I don't know if I can take a coach turning around and grabbing his *** as a defensive signal. There is something fundamentally wrong with that.

 

[DawgInThe256]

thread creep: has that strike had a negative impact on anyone on SPS? I completely forgot it was happening.

My Countdown Slogan submissions have sucked

 

[horshack.sixpack]

My Countdown Slogan submissions have sucked

need to get the writers back for sure

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

OC: Bruce Arians
DC: Bellichick
Special Teams: Joe Judge
WR: Trooper Taylor
DL: Brick Haley

I know you are joking but no to Bruce Arians. He left his O.C. Role here in the Spring of 81 after spring practice and took our play book with him to Alabama. Low class move and I never forgave him.

 

[Podgy]

Coach O. He can recruit. This is actually a serious comment.

 

[Coast_Dawg]

Brian Johnson as QB coach

 

[Ddog]

I floated Stoops a while back and was soundly rebuked, but he's be 1A for me and Urban would be 1B.

Likely neither will come, so I'm at the Tom Herman, Clay Helton stage now.

I'd be for Gus, Leipold or Chadwell, etc., but I don't know if we can pay them what it would take.

A big no thanks on Urban.

 

[1msucub]

Brian Johnson as QB coach

Perfect… Then he could actually SING Hells Bells live on defensive third downs…

 

[HailStout]

Is this the coaching search where we finally stop talking about Diaz and Hud?

Well, it was….

 

[bigbub50]

Could we lure Jose Canseco for strength and conditioning?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Need a student (of a student) of dkr to install an all rush offense to satiate our fanbase.

 

[AstroDog]

I'll fill it out when we have a vacancy.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Could we lure Jose Canseco for strength and conditioning?

I’m thinking Brian Shaw or @GloryDawg would be better for that position

 

[NTDawg]

First off. What experience does the rock have outside of acting? We have plenty of people acting like coaches already. Second, forgiveness has no place on a football field.

Duh He was in Ballers