He's our leader, our bell cow. And what's bell cow spelled backwards? LEB COW. Just imagine the Leb Cow runs out on the field and 60,000 fans chanting LEB COW, LEB COW. Maybe change out the Maroon-White cheer for LEB (COW), LEB (COW). Then you sell official Leb Cow cowbells to raise NIL funds, which would practically sell themselves. Possibilities are basically endless. Don't say no right away, sleep on it.