Two OM grads decide to try fishing. They rent a boat and go out on the lake. Amazingly, they catch a few fish and so the first guy leans over with a marker and puts an X on the side of the boat right where his line is going into the water.
The other guy says, "What in the hell are you doing?"
First guy says, "This seems like the fish are really biting here so I thought I'd mark the spot."
Second guy says, "You're a g-----n idiot. There is no way we're going to get this same boat when we come back."
I heard this lady in Oxford who injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.
Her daughter didn't look surprised.
OM sorority girl drops her dress off at the cleaners and starts to leave.
The lady at the counter says, "Come again!"
Girl says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Middle-aged, single OM alumna goes on a date with a guy she met online. Trying to make conversation, she asks him, "Do you have any kids?"
"Yes," he says, "I've got one child that's just under two."
She says, "Look, I know I went to OM, but I still know how many one is."