Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find
Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases
www.theguardian.com
Best wishes getting thru the holidays with your manhood intact
- Thread starter Tom McAndrew
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www.theguardian.com
So maybe this is a clue as to what exactly "Be right back" means.
Been training all year Tom. Not going to blow it now.
Elaine: “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things!”
Now they tell me.Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find
Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases
“Their penis often looks like an eggplant.”… i would tell the doc to leave it alone!!
I’m betting I make it sans incident 🫤
Reverse cowgirl…. Instead of her moaning “mooooooo” she moans, “ooooooooom!”
When an Irishman with a full erection runs into a wall he breaks his nose
Us Irishmen know that it is quality not quantity that counts!!
I imagine there’s a flip side to this story.
Man: “Hey honey, would like a red vulva for Christmas?”
Woman: “Oh yes please, my car is getting kind of old!”
Man: “Uhhh, who said anything about a car?”
Man: “Hey honey, would like a red vulva for Christmas?”
Woman: “Oh yes please, my car is getting kind of old!”
Man: “Uhhh, who said anything about a car?”
As I like to say, "I don't bottom out but I'm hell on the sides"
When seeing the title, I thought this article might be about you wrecking some chick
Report: Kicking balls weren’t inflated properly for Chiefs’ win over Patriots in apparent ‘Deflategate’ flashback
https://sports.yahoo.com/report-kic...apparent-deflategate-flashback-002555220.html
How deflating.
#doubleentendre
https://sports.yahoo.com/report-kic...apparent-deflategate-flashback-002555220.html
How deflating.
#doubleentendre
Does this mean my Yule Log is at risk?
Eggplant? Yeah,right. More like half of an asparagus spear for me!
He's even curtailed his auto-erotic activities.
“He’s just an innocent primate.” Kramer: “So am I!”
To me, that episode is a pinnacle of Western thought. A product of staggering genius. The physical comedy combined with the absurdity of a Moby Dick-esque feud with an animal is the height of comedy to me.
Reverse cowgirl… that’s a good move. Not as good as the counter- clockwise swirl, but still a good move! To all the guys out there… don’t “stop-short” around Xmas!!
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