Tommy bought a milk cow and brought it home to his MS farm. At milking time, he set up his pail pulled the new cow’s tit. Thing was that the cow farted. He did it again and it farted again.
Tommy walked to the next door house and asked his friend, Larry to come see this strange thing. When they got back to the barn, Tommy pulled the tit a the cow farted, again.
Larry asked, “You get this cow in Arkansas?”
“How did you know to ask that?” Tommy said.
“My wife comes from Arkansas.” Larry said.