Bryce Young calls friends, family...

[HotMop]

Bryce Young Calls Friends, Family To Let Them Know He’s Completely Fucked

KANSAS CITY, MO—After being selected by the Carolina Panthers with the first pick of the 2023 NFL Draft, University of Alabama quarterback Bryce Young reportedly called his friends and family Thursday to let them know that he’s completely ******. “Hey, Grandma, I just wanted to call to share...

www.theonion.com

 

[turkish]

That’s a kid with a solid upbringing. ***

 

[catvet]

It's the onion.

 

[The Peeper]

It's the onion.

Yep, didn't even bother to click on it when I saw that

 

[HotMop]

It's the onion.

No ****?

 

[catvet]

No ****?

Translation is its not funny, but you think it was.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Translation is it’s not funny, but you think it was.

Man, some of y’all are wound too tight. Maybe you need a good night out in Jackson to relax a little.

 

[Dawgg]

Wait, is Carolina the new Cleveland?

 

[vvshjkagd]

Translation is its not funny, but you think it was.

About which translation are you talking about man?

 

[ZombieKissinger]

About which translation are you talking about man?

Nice try, Mr. Vvshjkagd! The Sixpack App comes with a Duolingo plugin, so we don’t need your services. And “17U”. See if you can translate that.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Nice try, Mr. Vvshjkagd! The Sixpack App comes with a Duolingo plugin, so we don’t need your services. And “17U”. See if you can translate that.

You’re quite hard on our presidential candidate

 

[GloryDawg]

The Onion is the internet version of the Enquirer. Sometimes they did find a gold nugget in their bull ****.

 

[Darryl Steight]

The Onion is the internet version of the Enquirer. Sometimes they did find a gold nugget in their bull ****.

The Babylon Bee is the best fake news on the interwebs, and if you disagree it's most likely because you're a trans vegan bike-riding commie pinko.**

 

[GloryDawg]

The Babylon Bee is the best fake news on the interwebs, and if you disagree it's most likely because you're a trans vegan bike-riding commie pinko.**

No pinko I still think it's ok to masturbate. ******

 

[jethreauxdawg]

No pinko I still think it's ok to masturbate. ******

You trying to go blind?

 

[GloryDawg]

You trying to go blind?

I have to get new glasses every six months.***

 

[HailStout]

You trying to go blind?

Thank god for six pack braille edition

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Thank god for six pack braille edition

The IMPP posts practically come to life.