Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

HammerOfTheDogs

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

...this week. I say "sell". I think his come-on lines will be more like this:

-"You, you, you, and you- I want you on my 7" medley relay team....and I'll be the anchor."

-"Love the way you ride the uneven bars. Wanna nail the dismount?"

and, of course, the winner...

"NEXT!"
 

dawgman42

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

Because his mom and sisters will always be "close" by.
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

"Can I practice the breaststroke with you?"
 

TR.sixpack

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

and their creepy fathers. Cough*ROMO*cough.
 
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JimHalpert.nafoom

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

Michael Phelps will never have to put forth effort in pulling leg for the rest of his life. Women love that guy.
 

jackbaddawg

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

all the ugly *** volleyball chicks cheer-leader wanta-bees.He's way far from having any good looks.
 
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JimHalpert.nafoom

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

Pulling leg will be easy. And I've been around girls watching him on tv. They lose their ****.
 

tupelotim

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

Who needs charm and good looks when you have cash.

Phelps is already taking in a reported $5-7 million a year from endorsements, and advertising critic Barbara Lippert says that may grow by leaps and bounds.

"People are saying it could be six or seven times that, it could be 30 to 60 million (in the short-run, at least),"

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/15/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main4352910.shtml?source=related_story
 

hatfieldms

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

I know he got 1 million from speedo the other night when he won his 7th gold. He won't have to try to hard to get laid
 

uhhct1

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

Sell. I have sat around a bunch of girls when he is been on and they let it be known that they would suck him off if he walked through the door. He wont have any problem pullin puss.
 

Pointcitydawg

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

Good to see they're still playin hard to get...</p>
 

uhhct1

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

it wasnt a bunch of dgs i can tell you that
 

HammerOfTheDogs

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Buy/sell: Michael Phelps will have to use charm and good looks to pull leg at the Olympic village...

You've got to have wingmen. By catching that Froggie in the 100 m FS relay, and holding off the Aussie in the 100 m Medley Relay at aged 32, Jason Lezak has shown he's willing to fall on a grenade for his buddies...look for him to cull Mom from the herd. The other relay teammates can easily keep the sisters distracted.
 
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