Uproar? No way. Everybody here will just say thats what they thought would happen, and that [pick a poster] is a dubmass because they didn't think so.
I hope Clempson scores 10 million points on the first play, and then really catches their stride in the second quarter. I hope John Parker Wilson hunts down that guy from The Green Mile and tells him a black joke. I hope Bama's starting center ***** all down his own legs during warmups. I hope Nick Saban finds out his long-lost sister-in-law is Nancy Grace, and that she'll be staying with his family for awhile while she's looking for a new job.