"His battle with Oldpedoredneckemia was taking it's toll on little Hughie, but Johnny Cohen's gift of a brand "spankin" new interlocking A and U Auburn cap lifted his spirits to the heavens, if only for a season or three"
"Doctor, that gerbil was obviously intimidated by my enormous fronts and burrowed his way up there for safety. I'm sure you hear this all the time, but..."