I’ve been trying to send a Clemson joke to my Clemson friends every day this week, but I’m having trouble finding ones that aren’t either super worn out, generic, or profane. Does anyone have any good ones? I’m going for family friendly.
Clemson Jokes
- Thread starter Gamecock J
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This is an oldie but a goodie
Did you hear about the Clemson coed who sent the long-distance break up news to her Clemson boyfriend?
He was shocked when he received the John Deere letter.
Did you hear about the Clemson coed who sent the long-distance break up news to her Clemson boyfriend?
He was shocked when he received the John Deere letter.
Long time Clemson fan at a Clemson home game last week had his car broken into. The intruders left a set of 26' season tickets on the dashboard.
Did you hear about the guy who sold the box of Cheerios to the Clemson school of science for one million dollars? He told them it was donut seed.
The FBI and SLED were called out to Clemson’s practice on Tuesday when the team discovered a white, powdery substance. Upon review, the investigators determined that the white substance was, in fact, the goal line, and they didn’t need to worry about it this Saturday.
When Clemson was founded it was gonna be named CLEM..
They decided to add a S for Chivalry, an O for Honor and a N for Knowledge.
They decided to add a S for Chivalry, an O for Honor and a N for Knowledge.
I remember someone once telling a Clemson troll to "go brush your tooth and think about what you said."
What is the difference between the two student bodies? One is celebrating a road victory today, the other is having to cuddle with its goats.
What do I have to be the slightest bit upset about? Okay, I'll admit it, your joke got me between 17-14 percent sad.
I would have said 14-17 percent. But, then I didn’t have to settle for a USC education
It was a rapidly decreasing sadness.I would have said 14-17 percent. But, then I didn’t have to settle for a USC education
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