Coffee enemas

Leeshouldveflanked

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Mixture of warm/hot water, and sea salt. Big glass...drink it.
Don't leave home for several hours.
 

99jc

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don't do what my uncle did....he had his wife give him a coffee enema and the wife poured the grounds instead of the liquid inside him. i kid you not!
 
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ronpolk

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Hopefully the user name is telling here… if not, I think we may have just topped the Viagra thread and I didn’t think that would be possible
 
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Johnnie Come Lately

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On a related note, there is a thread on here somewhere that debates the best place on campus to take a ****.

Personally, I would suggest the 1st floor of the library. You can only access it from the Hardy Road side and not the Drill Field, so it's not as crowded. It is also partially underground, so it is cool and quiet. Nobody wants to break a sweat while they are taking a slam in a loud and crowded public building. Good luck!
 

uptowndawg

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Do any of you have experience doing coffee enemas at home? I’m am really constipated and I don’t want to spend game time deep within the bowels of DWS trying to move mine
pour dales down one end and put mole crickets up the other
 
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Chesusdog

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Here's what you do. Get some Folger's Dark Roast and a funnel. Find a willing friend or family to dump the bag into the funnel. Put on some Al Green or Weird Al and flex your taint muscles until it's packed in. Let it brew until things start brewing. You're welcome.
 
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PK Dawg

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Do any of you have experience doing coffee enemas at home? I’m am really constipated and I don’t want to spend game time deep within the bowels of DWS trying to move mine
Couple fingers should do the trick
 

PK Dawg

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Is a coffee enema similar to a butt chug? If so I’ve got a good story from the Tennessee game in Starkville circa 2012
 

mcdawg22

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Do any of you have experience doing coffee enemas at home? I’m am really constipated and I don’t want to spend game time deep within the bowels of DWS trying to move mine
Nashville Hot Chicken.
 

PBRME

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There was a post on Reddit this week about a dumb sister in law. She did a coffee enema without letting it cool first. Word of advice. Let it cool.
 

aTotal360

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Direct your question to the appropriate board.

 

MStateU

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Is this a cheap attempt at getting a sps magazine mention, because if not wow. Coffee???? Up the butt???

What makes someone say I’m curious about this subject. I’ll ask strangers on a sports message board about squirting coffee up my asss.
 

TrollDawg48

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Thank you all for the suggestion I’m thinking if all else fails I’ll use the bathroom in the press box next to the beat writers hopefully I’ll get a review from rosebowl haha
Is this a cheap attempt at getting a sps magazine mention, because if not wow. Coffee???? Up the butt???

What makes someone say I’m curious about this subject. I’ll ask strangers on a sports message board about squirting coffee up my asss.
to be fare is saves the embarrassment of asking people you know
 
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