Dak gets his own sex toy

[Colonel Kang]

This has to be the "climax" of popularity

CamSoda is allowing viewers to pair their interactive sex toys (aka ‘teledildonics’) with the audio of the live broadcast of the game on Saturday. Once paired, the sex toy will vibrate every single time Dak yells, “Yeah! Here we go.”

“Fans – both female and male – can now enjoy the Cowboys game this Saturday and won’t have to mute their TVs because of Dak’s cadence,” said Daryn Parker, Vice President of CamSoda. “Their hearts will be racing not only because of the action on the screen – wide receivers going deep, running backs pounding the ball in, and quarterbacks penetrating tight spaces – but also because their sex toy will be rumblin’ and stumblin’ inside of them.”

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www.outkick.com

 

[dawgman42]

So anyone can now hear the pleasuring sounds from a tight end? Excellent.

 

[mstateglfr]

 

[dorndawg]

This has to be the "climax" of popularity

CamSoda is allowing viewers to pair their interactive sex toys (aka ‘teledildonics’) with the audio of the live broadcast of the game on Saturday. Once paired, the sex toy will vibrate every single time Dak yells, “Yeah! Here we go.”

“Fans – both female and male – can now enjoy the Cowboys game this Saturday and won’t have to mute their TVs because of Dak’s cadence,” said Daryn Parker, Vice President of CamSoda. “Their hearts will be racing not only because of the action on the screen – wide receivers going deep, running backs pounding the ball in, and quarterbacks penetrating tight spaces – but also because their sex toy will be rumblin’ and stumblin’ inside of them.”

Dak Prescott Sex Toy Could Be The Next Stanley Cup, Snakes In The Shower & Peacock Movies

Dak Prescott sex toy hits shelves before Cowboys playoff game, rattlesnakes in an Arizona shower and golf influencer Karin Hart stops by.

www.outkick.com

And now the mystery of "what is a DakPak?" has been solved.

 

[Chesusdog]

Pretty sure the Forward Rebels patented this technology to vibrate their buttplugs whenever someone starts a Hotty Toddy chant.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[DawgsNCowboys87]

Lmao towlie stays high it was hilarious when they did that “intervention” episode on him. But yea that is some wild shi* about this Dak sex toy stuff. Lol wtf is this real and is outkick even reliable I’ve read some weird articles on there. I’m a straight man so I damn sure don’t wanna investigate

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Ordered and overnighted.

 

[aTotal360]

Talk about a hard pass...

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

A new way for the Cowboys to disappoint their fans