Nice wave at that weak ground ball that went by you when your pitcher had a no-hitter going. For the record, if your pitcher is having that kind of game, you better be eating dirt when that ball gets hit your way.
I hope your girlfriend cuts you off, and when you marry her she skips the honeymoon and goes straight to not giving you any because you're her husband.
I hope your girlfriend cuts you off, and when you marry her she skips the honeymoon and goes straight to not giving you any because you're her husband.