Dear little seven pound eight ounce baby jesus

[slickdawg]

THANK YOU FOR GREG BYRNE AND JOHN COHEN !!!!!!

And sincerely, please try to help Ron Polk overcome his significant mental issues. It's tragic that he destroyed a 30 year leagacy with a 30 minute tirade.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

 

[Mikoma]

is entirely inappropriate. Surely you both can do better.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

nm

 

[Todd4State]

nm

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Maybe a few years ago, I'd have had the same attitude as you. However, there came a day when I looked into my heart and saw that NOTHING I did will get me to heaven, aside the grace of mercy of Jesus Christ. That's why I have "Laughing Jesus" in my sig. Jesus wasn't an uptight prick. He was man of sorrows, but truly rejoiced when a sinner came to repentance.

The only two groups Jesus ever consistently hammered were college professors, preachers and lawyers. He had a special place in his heart for druggies, drunkards, heathens, whores, robbers, ******, and even murderers. That's why they call it "Amazing Grace", not "Look at Me, I'm all High and Mighty".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXV6HJxUebg

To make this properly thread-related, isn't "Cohen" a Jewish name? Or is he Irish?

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

but I don't know if that's right or not. My seventh grade basketball coach, Coach Cohen was jewish, so he must be.

 

[was21]

so good for all three of 'em.

 

[thatsbaseball]

this was aluded to in "The Last Coach" . Many came from the Northeast to attend UAT and stayed when they graduated. Pretty interesting story within the story.

 

[RocketCityDawg]

is Puerto Rican.

I've never met the first Jew named "Jesus" in my travels. On the other hand...

 

[Porkchop.sixpack]

UAT used to get a significant number of Jewish attendees because they had Jewish fraternities and sororities there. I don't know if they still do. But, they used to.

 

[Porkchop.sixpack]

Cohen = Jewish
Last Year's UK Centerfielder = DeJesus (pronounded Du, and then the name of the son of God)

It all makes sense now.