Do y’all know who this is?

[Leeshouldveflanked]

 

[eckie1]

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I saw this last night…. Sammy Sosa, right? Wow.

 

[Podgy]

Ernie Banks? Ryne Sandberg? Michael Jackson?

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

I saw this last night…. Sammy Sosa, right? Wow.

How is that even possible? And why?

 

[eckie1]

How is that even possible? And why?

Awful…. People get fat, no prob. But turning yourself white??

 

[AlCoDog]

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Damn, those were some crazy steroids.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

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This makes me kind of sad. I’ll choose to picture him as he did the summer he and McGuire were chasing the record. Probably the greatest baseball watching summer/fall of my life.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

He looks like every other Ole Miss fan in the Grove.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

He looks like he’s about to take down Michael Bublé in a riff-off

 

[BingleCocktail]

Awful…. People get fat, no prob. But turning yourself white??

MICHEAL JACKSON SEZ “HEY” ($1)

 

[eckie1]

This makes me kind of sad. I’ll choose to picture him as he did the summer he and McGuire were chasing the record. Probably the greatest baseball watching summer/fall of my life.

I was thinking just today what was going through both of their minds.

“Hey, let’s double our adult body sizes so we can mash like 17. They might not notice!!”

At least Raffy looked the same. I still have a hard time believing he was juicing just looking at his appearance.

 

[onewoof]

Skin bleaching cream. But why go Cuban

 

[HRMSU]

I was thinking just today what was going through both of their minds.

“Hey, let’s double our adult body sizes so we can mash like 17. They might not notice!!”

At least Raffy looked the same. I still have a hard time believing he was juicing just looking at his appearance.

The type of juice he was accused of increased speed not bulk.

Aka bat speed

 

[BingleCocktail]

“Hey, let’s double our adult body sizes so we can mash like 17. They might not notice!!

NOT ME. IM THE WIRY GUY IN THE ATLANTA BRAVES BASEBALL CAP**

 

[aTotal360]

All natural.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I was thinking just today what was going through both of their minds.

“Hey, let’s double our adult body sizes so we can mash like 17. They might not notice!!”

At least Raffy looked the same. I still have a hard time believing he was juicing just looking at his appearance.

Raffy should’ve retired after that hearing. He’d be in the HoF right now.

 

[eckie1]

Raffy should’ve retired after that hearing. He’d be in the HoF right now.

I was on a call with a job recruiter a few weeks ago. Awesome guy, but he wasn’t shy to share much of anything.

Long story short, he says he used to train pro athletes (Rangers) and strippers in Arlington, TX. The first thing out of his mouth after that amazing intro was that “Raffy was definitely juicing!!”.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Gene Swindoll?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

It's Elvis. It's just a couple of days early.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Steve Robertson as never seen before.

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

Awful…. People get fat, no prob. But turning yourself white??

I thought we were talking about that scarf.

 

[BELdog]

I’ve got a good friend who played some minor league ball with Sosa. Said Sammy was a complete and total *******. I was always more of a McGuire fan anyway, but I’m sure he’s an ******* too.

 

[HumpDawgy]

That is a young Ernest Borgnine!!!

 

[Mobile Bay]

I was on a call with a job recruiter a few weeks ago. Awesome guy, but he wasn’t shy to share much of anything.

Long story short, he says he used to train pro athletes (Rangers) and strippers in Arlington, TX. The first thing out of his mouth after that amazing intro was that “Raffy was definitely juicing!!”.

How do you get a job training strippers?

 

[columbiadawg2]

That's not Sammy Sosa. That's Samuel Sosa

 

[LordMcBuckethead]

Amazing what happens when you don't spend 10 months of the year outside, I guess.

 

[Podgy]

NSFW:

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

That's not Sammy Sosa. That's Samuel Sosa

Is he part Dutch?

 

[willi13]

I see he found Michael Jackson’s dermatologist. Just hope he isn’t in with his drug dealer too!

 

[GloryDawg]

Did he start dating Boy George or maybe he just changed his Pro Noun.

 

[HumpDawgy]

That's not Sammy Sosa. That's Samuel Sosa

More like Sammy .....SOSO.