Does the name Don Quixote....

[Spotdawg]

mean anything to you? There was something that just kept rolling around in my head about the whole Polk thing. For example: the hand typed manifestos addressed to the NCAA, the feigned resignations, the imagined booger-bears, the Lottery States, the Right Way, and then the final melt down and hatred towards his very own. Even his trusty sidekick was named Sancho....uhhh, Raffo.

The mule that he kicked and imagined as a horse? He must be named LT.

And the beautiful, virginal goddess that he meets on the quest? Uhhhh, .....okay, that part doesn't ....uhhh, fit. Let's just leave that alone.

Ron Quixote, you could have stayed at home and taken care of your own, or you could just go chase those windmills....

<p class="meanings-body">Just then they came in sight of thirty or forty windmills that rise from that plain. And no sooner did Don Quixote see them that he said to his squire, "Fortune is guiding our affairs better than we ourselves could have wished. Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them. With their spoils we shall begin to be rich for this is a righteous war and the removal of so foul a brood from off the face of the earth is a service God will bless."</p> <p class="meanings-body">"What giants?" asked Sancho Panza.</p> <p class="meanings-body">"Those you see over there," replied his master, "with their long arms. Some of them have arms well nigh two leagues in length."</p> <p class="meanings-body">"Take care, sir," cried Sancho. "Those over there are not giants but windmills. Those things that seem to be their arms are sails which, when they are whirled around by the wind, turn the millstone."</p>

I introduce to you.......Ron Quixote!

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

nm

 

[Spotdawg]

a good bottle of cab/shiraz and a classical education. Maybe not a everyday search of the page. But that makes sense.

Mea culpa. But the more I think about the whole damn thing, the whole scenario fits even better than I could have ever imagined.

edit: I love me some bacon.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

as is Ron Quixote I believe

 

[ArrowDawg]

nm

 

[rebelrouseri]

completely crazy and attacked an opposing player.