Even though the fanfare has died down...
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from K2 and made the trans-oceanic swim back to North America with only a tube sock and a bit of string that he wove together out of seaweed. Amazing man!!
....<redacted> came down to the ring and gorilla-pressed Andre The Giant five times. And then legdropped the Hulkster and won the WWF championship, at least until WWF President Jack Tunney gave the belt back to Hulk.
Lesson: You don't mess with Jack Tunney.
[Edit: Damn it, I refuse to play this stupid Avid Reader ******** game. The only reason I commented on it was because I thought it was okay to use the legendary Sir <redacted>'s name again. I guess the Friday before the summer solstice will go back to being that day that was awesome until <redacted> made it start sucking.]
Lesson: You don't mess with Jack Tunney.
[Edit: Damn it, I refuse to play this stupid Avid Reader ******** game. The only reason I commented on it was because I thought it was okay to use the legendary Sir <redacted>'s name again. I guess the Friday before the summer solstice will go back to being that day that was awesome until <redacted> made it start sucking.]
<ul type="disc"> [*]"The Avid Reader's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong." [*]"His poop is considered currency in Argentina." [*]"I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury." [*]"Did I ever tell you about the time the Avid Reader took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally he takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half - until sure enough; someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. The Avid Reader yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'" [*]"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road." [*]"He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!" [*]"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on the Avid Reader... except for the part about planting apple trees... and not raping men." [*]"He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies." [*]"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls." [*]"He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson." [*]"They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to the Avid Reader talk in his sleep." [*]"Did I ever tell you about the time the Avid Reader went hunting? The Avid Reader decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle." [*]"We once had a bachelor party for the Avid Reader. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it." [*]"The Avid Reader named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that." [*]"If you drop a phonograph needle on The Avid Reader's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds." [*]"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. The Avid Reader said it would've happened sometime." [*]"He breastfeeds John Madden!" [*]"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident." [*]"He grew a third arm and kept it in a vault." [*]"He sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that." [*]"They use his foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium!" [*]"He has a toenail on the end of his penis!" [*]"Darryl Dawkins has a summer home in The Avid Reader's groin!" [*]"He sweats Gatorade" [*]"He loved extension cords" [*]"The Avid Reader counted to Infinity...Twice!" The Avid Reader! [/list]
I thought you were a man of your word. I guess not since you started this thread.
@@%$ you Dawgstudent.
I'll post a link after I get them posted on the web. Two can play the game.
@@%$ you Dawgstudent.
I'll post a link after I get them posted on the web. Two can play the game.
formerly associated with the SP avid reader day.
Apparently W the F outed himself in an earlier post, above...
RCD
Edited to add:
Avid Reader, grow a thick skin. Don't allow yourself to be circumcised on the internet.
I, Backer, Coach and many others have been the butt of many jokes on this board.
It's all in fun. Enjoy the recognition. None of the posters here are doing any kind of
job evaluation that will affect your salary. Nobody really cares.
WF Day is a good holiday for us, the day before the summer solstice.
Apparently W the F outed himself in an earlier post, above...
RCD
Edited to add:
Avid Reader, grow a thick skin. Don't allow yourself to be circumcised on the internet.
I, Backer, Coach and many others have been the butt of many jokes on this board.
It's all in fun. Enjoy the recognition. None of the posters here are doing any kind of
job evaluation that will affect your salary. Nobody really cares.
WF Day is a good holiday for us, the day before the summer solstice.
He used Antarctica to chill it down.
He also beat Chuck Norris down so bad that he almost died but Walter used his master surgeon skills to bring him back all healthy. They are now great friends.
He also beat Chuck Norris down so bad that he almost died but Walter used his master surgeon skills to bring him back all healthy. They are now great friends.
Who can forget the time that he learned the entire Chinese language in 15 minutes and stopped the Tihenaman square odeal. That was one hell of a job for him to step in front of that tank. Hell, he's an icon for all Asians...even though he's not Asian. Not that he can't handle that Sakai that he so loves to drink. I'm making rice wine in my basement just to be able to toast to the man at this moment. I don't bend over to pick up anything less than a 20 since he told me so.
Bush learned the Avid Reader was vacationing outside of Baghdad.
The Avid Reader once ate an entire Maine lobster raw and **** out enough delicious lobster rolls to feed a family of six, plus leftovers.
The Avid Reader once made love to Sophia Loren, Ann-Margret, and Rue Mclanahan at the same time. And by once, I mean earlier this afternoon.
The Avid Reader and his five brothers can link together to form Voltron.
The Avid Reader has been known to crush coconuts between his balls.
God created Mount Everest in the image of the Avid Reader's right pectoral muscle.
The Avid Reader once rolled 216 11's in a row at the Bellagio before being asked to leave, which he did in an orderly fashion.
The Avid Reader is better than your dad.
In case of a nuclear attack, you should shield yourself with the Avid Reader.
The Avid Reader once ate an entire Maine lobster raw and **** out enough delicious lobster rolls to feed a family of six, plus leftovers.
The Avid Reader once made love to Sophia Loren, Ann-Margret, and Rue Mclanahan at the same time. And by once, I mean earlier this afternoon.
The Avid Reader and his five brothers can link together to form Voltron.
The Avid Reader has been known to crush coconuts between his balls.
God created Mount Everest in the image of the Avid Reader's right pectoral muscle.
The Avid Reader once rolled 216 11's in a row at the Bellagio before being asked to leave, which he did in an orderly fashion.
The Avid Reader is better than your dad.
In case of a nuclear attack, you should shield yourself with the Avid Reader.
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