Fine. Real news would be if they introduced chicken cosmos.
I hate being that guy, but who in their right mind goes into a Penn State game so hungry to pay so exorbitantly for that and a drink, not to mention the interminable lines and long waits? No tailgates? No bowl of cereal in the dorm?
Real tailgaters serve burnt brats and Old Grandad in cheap PSU plastic cups from years past.Lattes and scones in the lots. For f*ck’s sake.
Fine. Real news would be if they introduced chicken cosmos.
I'd still eat a Pigeon CosmoReal news would be introducing actual chicken into the chicken cosmos.
This is all you need for a real chicken Cosmo....Real news would be introducing actual chicken into the chicken cosmos.
BlasphemyReal news would be introducing actual chicken into the chicken cosmos.