Female TV reporter makes PROFOUND comment on a dead guy during live reporting!

91Joe95

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Got the bubble-headed, bleach blonde comes on at five... She can tell ya bout the plane crash with the gleam in her eye...
 
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Connorpozlee

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Sounds like she had one of those brain farts that I occasionally have. But I’m probably 45 yrs her senior.
A girl walked into my school the other day holding a Dunkin Donuts bag and a cup of coffee (at 10 years old, mind you). What I meant to say was, “I smell a donut and coffee”. What that merged into when spoken was, “I smell a donkey”. Took me a while to explain my aging brain to her and that I just misspoke.
 

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A girl walked into my school the other day holding a Dunkin Donuts bag and a cup of coffee (at 10 years old, mind you). What I meant to say was, “I smell a donut and coffee”. What that merged into when spoken was, “I smell a donkey”. Took me a while to explain my aging brain to her and that I just misspoke.
“I smell a donkey”…. Whew, could have been worse.

Coming back from Philly When I was traveling the PA Green Stamp pretty regularly ( No easy pass then) I handed the toll keeper money and told him
“Pack of Luckys please”
That was a WTF moment.
 

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OMG... That was one of the best. The anchor even said the names were confirmed. WTF!?!



That never fails to make me laugh, and I probably watch that 50 times a year.
That newscast was messed up on so many levels. Not only should the anchor have read the names and thought to herself, "This can't be true!", but shouldn't the people who were responsible for putting the names on the TV screen thought to themselves, "This has to be a joke!" Either way, I laugh my *** off every time I see/hear it.
 

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A girl walked into my school the other day holding a Dunkin Donuts bag and a cup of coffee (at 10 years old, mind you). What I meant to say was, “I smell a donut and coffee”. What that merged into when spoken was, “I smell a donkey”. Took me a while to explain my aging brain to her and that I just misspoke.
My last year of teaching...and 12th grade Social Science Seminar class. Midway thru the final marking period, maybe a week before you shut down with seniors and let them cruise thru the last 3 weeks of their HS careers. I have one student... a real piece of work...who needs to get stuff done so he can graduate. I told him I was not going to let him slide thru, he had to get the work done. Well, he, Kris, is sitting in my class reading the paper when he asks me, "Hey Mr. BK...."What's this is-is sh*t?" I said, "What?" Kris: "This is-is sh*t that I keep reading about every day." I said, "Do you mean ISIS?" Anyway, after a minute of conversation I inquired as to the status of the assigned work that he needed to complete so he could walk across the stage in June. He said he would get around to it. My response to him, "Well, you better get around to it pretty soon or you are going to be Was-Was!"
 

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That newscast was messed up on so many levels. Not only should the anchor have read the names and thought to herself, "This can't be true!", but shouldn't the people who were responsible for putting the names on the TV screen thought to themselves, "This has to be a joke!" Either way, I laugh my *** off every time I see/hear it.
It was blamed on an intern, from my recollection. Surely was put up to do it (or take the fall) by higher ups.
 
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