Fill out Cohen’s 58 item questionnaire for Auburn HC….go

[Perd Hapley]

I’ll start with a few:

1) Which finger do you point with?

2) How many times per game will you pass the football?

A) 40-50 times
B) 51-60 times
C) 61-70 times
D) Prefer not to answer

3) Are you presently 17ing, or have you previously 17ed, any employees in your current athletic department?

 

[jethreauxdawg]

What are your preferred pronouns?

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

4) Have you EVER tweeted an image involving a rope, chord, chain or straps.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Ring Size?

Are you familiar with the term "Yankee ***"?

How strong is your tik-tok game?

Do you understand the importance of transition?

Would you be opposed to playing your spring game on Easter Weekend?

 

[POTUS]

I’ll start with a few:

1) Which finger do you point with?

2) How many times per game will you pass the football?

A) 40-50 times
B) 51-60 times
C) 61-70 times
D) Prefer not to answer

3) Are you presently 17ing, or have you previously 17ed, any employees in your current athletic department?

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.

 

[Shmuley]

Do you like Easter?

 

[ExtremeDog]

Will you bow down to Nelle's political beliefs and accept them as your own? If the answer is no, there is no need to answer any more questions. Thank you for your time.

 

[XBLDawg]

Will you bow down to Nelle's political beliefs and accept them as your own? If the answer is no, there is no need to answer any more questions. Thank you for your time.

It’s kinda creepy how so of y’all are so triggered by Nelle Cohen and trans kids.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

1. Have you been employed by Louisville? (Not Louisville, MS)
2. Are you horny and on roids?
3. Do you realize I'm always the smartest person in the room?
4. Are you OK with your football NIL funds going to baseball?

 

[DoggieDaddy13]

Can you give an example of a time your slice on the side texted you at work, like, let's just say: in the middle of game you might have been coaching? How did you handle it?

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

I’ll start with a few:

1) Which finger do you point with?

2) How many times per game will you pass the football?

A) 40-50 times
B) 51-60 times
C) 61-70 times
D) Prefer not to answer

3) Are you presently 17ing, or have you previously 17ed, any employees in your current athletic departm

What's your opinion about Yellawood?

 

[POTUS]

It’s kinda creepy how so of y’all are so triggered by Nelle Cohen and trans kids.

Lots of people consider child abuse creepy.

 

[Mr. Cook]

"Have you stopped kicking your dog?"

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Pound sand or kick rocks?

 

[patdog]

It’s kinda creepy how so of y’all are so triggered by Nelle Cohen and trans kids.

It's kind of creepy you think it's appropriate to be sexualizing young children.

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

When was the last time you had enough strain?

Bryan or Carolina Pride?

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Do you ever skip leg day?

 

[dawgstudent]

Y'all should leave his family out of it. Whatever goes on with them is their business.

You can talk about Cohen's athletic directorship.

 

[XBLDawg]

It's kind of creepy you think it's appropriate to be sexualizing young children.

I know you aren’t talking to me hoss

 

[Moondawgg]

N 4

 

[Perd Hapley]

4) You have a 4th and 3 at midfield, please choose the most correct playcall:

A) 5 yard slant
B) Zone read off left tackle
C) Bunt (<——)
D) QB up the middle

5) Please choose the most correct answer:

A) 17 You
B) 17 Me
C) 17 Everybody
D) All of the above

6) Which engagement activities do you most prefer from fans and alumni? Circle all that apply.

A) Contribute to NIL
B) Kick rocks
C) Attend games
D) Pound sand

 

[Xenomorph]

During interviews, how many superlatives should be used when describing our athletic programs, coaches and players?

A) NONE (don't never ever choose)
B) 1
C) Lots
D) All of them (<----)

 

[Bullldawg78]

1. Do you know Bob from Bogue Chitto?
2. If yes how do you feel about his opinions on football?

 

[dawgman42]

Do you save your files as PPT or PPTX?

 

[Cantdoitsal]

It’s kinda creepy how so of y’all are so triggered by Nelle Cohen and trans kids.

Could he have just been referring to her poitical leanings? Did she have anything to do with freakin' out over Leach's meme?

 

[Beretta.sixpack]

How do you feel about bunting?

How about punting?

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

 

[DawgInThe256]

Was Michael Dyer down?

 

[The Peeper]

1. What are your feelings about our players fat little girlfriends, useful or not?
2. Do you like fish sandwiches and lemonade?
3. Do you have a play other than a dump pass to the running back for a 4 yd gain, when its actually 3rd & 10?

 

[Cantdoitsal]

4) Have you EVER tweeted an image involving a rope, chord, chain or straps.

Anybody remember this gem from Terence Moore @ Forbes?

Here's some snips: He should have been fired by now.
Instead, the silence of Mississippi State officials is saying they don’t believe a silly old tweet should keep Leach from trying to become the savior of historically one of the worst programs in college football.
Mississippi State’s first game was in 1895, but the Bulldogs have won just 49% of their games overall. It doesn’t help that they reside in the SEC, whose motto for those from top to bottom is “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.”

The author also went on to compare Leach's Tweet to the same type of humor to Fuzzy Zeller's stupid schit after Tiger's first Green Jacket.

Mike Leach’s Controversial Tweet Wasn’t Funny, And Mississippi State’s Lack Of Punishment Is Absurd

It’s five days since Leach embarrassed himself and Mississippi State with a tweet involving a noose, and his bosses are saying nothing. He should have received punishment by now.

www.forbes.com

 

[Dawghouse]

Please list all words you deem inappropriate to yell from a dugout in front of small children.

 

[eckie1]

Stadium cups should smell like:

1. ***
2. Not ***

 

[MSUDC11-2.0]

1. Do you think Barry Bonds should have bunted more often instead of trying to hit so many home runs?

2. How comfortable are you with PowerPoint?

3. Is your preferred body type for a baseball player greater than 5’8” and/or 160 pounds? If yes then do not proceed.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

4) Have you EVER tweeted an image involving a rope, chord, chain or straps.

This rules out JoeLeesSocks and probably pooponpop too

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Would you be offended if, hypothetically, during a team celebration on our field, the Mayor of Auburn recognizes Julio Jones?