Friday Night “College” Football: nebby at Illinois

[BobPSU92]

Illinois players have a decal honoring Dick Butkus on their helmets. Also, bret bielema is looming large.

Illinois moving the ball to start the game.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

There was a fire a couple of days ago at Memorial Stadium (true story). Guessing one of the many warming burners on Bielema’s buffet table got out of control!

 

[BobPSU92]

Illinois gets stuffed on 4th and goal at the nebby half-inch line.

Still 0-0, midway through the 1st quarter.

 

[BobPSU92]

Illinois sucks.

 

[BobPSU92]

3-0, nebby.

 

[BobPSU92]

BLACK. SHIRTS.

These announcers need to STFU.

 

[BobPSU92]

10-0, nebby, 2nd quarter. For f*ck’s sake.

 

[BW Lion]

The Rhule Effect is emerging.

He doesn’t have much talent to work with but they believe in him and it shows.

It’s a good thing PSU doesn’t have to play Nebby in 2024

 

[BobPSU92]

Illinois fumbles the resulting kickoff. Dog sh|t.

 

[Connorpozlee]

Illinois players have a decal honoring Dick Butkus on their helmets. Also, bret bielema is looming large.

Illinois moving the ball to start the game.

Does Nebraska have a decal honoring their deceased football program?

 

[leinbacker]

Is this an official thread? Is it authorized?

 

[BobPSU92]

Does Nebraska has a decal honoring their deceased football program?

They’re wiping their a$$es with Illinois tonight. TD on the first play after the fumble recovery. 17-0.

 

[BobPSU92]

Christ, nebby isn’t even AAU.

 

[Alphalion75]

Illinois' offense is so anemic.

 

[BobPSU92]

TD, Illinois. I don’t get it.

17-7.

 

[Tom_PSU]

Bielema is probably around 6’2 or 3. He has to be pushing 400lbs. You could promote a sumo wrestling match between him and Locks.

 

[ODShowtime]

bret bielema is looming large.

That was funny.

 

[blion72]

Illinois' offense is so anemic.

missing their RB and no QB.

Bielema got started with a lot of recruits from prior coaching staff. He got a running start but now most are gone.

 

[BW Lion]

Bulemia coaches like he doesn’t really care.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

He looks like the world’s largest pumpkin!

 

[BobPSU92]

20-7, nebby. Weird that nebby just used their last timeout with 11:50 left in the game. Eh. Rhule’s got this.

 

[BobPSU92]

Both teams suck. Illinois just sucks more.

 

[ManxomeLion]

Nebraska's red zone offense is putrid (as is their 3rd down performance). They're just finding ways to keep Illinois in the game.

 

[BobPSU92]

nebby wins.

 

[Auxgym]

nebby wins.

nebby wins.

Classic Pillow Fight Indeed.