Good news, bad news

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Good news, Dak and his girlfriend, Sarah Jane announced that are expecting a child

Bad news, the child is believed to be a girl, so no future legacy to lead us out of the wilderness.

Good for Dak, bad for MSU football.

 

[GloryDawg]

Six months after birth he can hit it again.

 

[Xenomorph]

Good news, Dak and his girlfriend, Sarah Jane announced that are expecting a child

Bad news, the child is believed to be a girl, so no future legacy to lead us out of the wilderness.

Good for Dak, bad for MSU football.

Rumors that they'll name the child Helga.

 

[RotorHead]

Six months after birth he can hit it again.

Thought it was 6 weeks…?
For a friend….of course….

 

[The Fatboy]

6 weeks. Trust me. It's why I have two daughters 10.5 months apart

 

[3000lbchicken]

It's just a suggestion. Like stop signs.

 

[rem101]

Six months after birth he can hit it again.

Either your wife lied to you or her doctor hates you.

 

[preacher_dawg]

She can win championships for us in basketball, softball and/or soccer

 

[Dawgpile]

We need a Manning-type legacy at State.

He'll put the stem on the apple one day.

 

[tired]

More good news.....
Dak ain't done

 

[Pookieray]

In 18 years football will be a non-contact sport, so she could play.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

In 18 years football will be a non-contact sport, so she could play.

I was thinking that it would still be full contact but co-ed. Women's rights and all.

 

[Mobile Bay]

Why won't he make an honest woman out of her?

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Why won't he make an honest woman out of her?

Because it's not 1950.


And the key to my happy marriage :

Waiting until my early 30's and avoiding 2-3 surefire future divorces by not making honest women of some crazy bìtches I was with... Well that and lots of spanking and nipple clamps.

 

[Mayor of Little London]

Can she dunk?

 

[msudawg200]

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

6 weeks. Trust me. It's why I have two daughters 10.5 months apart

Irish twins

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Because it's not 1950.


And the key to my happy marriage :

Waiting until my early 30's and avoiding 2-3 surefire future divorces by not making honest women of some crazy bìtches I was with... Well that and lots of spanking and nipple clamps.

Despite not making an honest woman, he's now got a child with this one. There's no undoing that link. She can always remove nipple clamps.

 

[LocalBeachBum]

I worked with a guy offshore years ago. His wife delivered in January. 4 weeks was the start of his shift. He engaged in coitus prior to his departure. We worked for two weeks, had another two weeks off. When he came back, she was pregnant. She delivered in the same year.