I had tried to sign into various boards over the past few years (not a lot, but more than a couple) and could never figure out the secret handshake, password, send the $5000 to the Nairobi prince to release the funds, etc., and never got it figured out. I somehow managed to sign in here, and even when I go to step two or three or whenever I needed to create a username, fumbled around and came up with this one (before it 'timed out', if that was going to happen) - because it's happened to me before. In any event for better or worse, I landed here, I'm not in Kansas anymore...