Having dinner with Nick Saban

[The Cooterpoot]

Well, he's at the table next to me. Haha
He's talking LSU, recruiting, making fun of Kiffin, and money with a couple boosters.

 

[11thEagleFan]

Did you give him the DX crotch chop as you left? Crack open two Miller Lites and bang them together while drinking approximately 3 ounces of the liquid inside and giving him the double barrel middle finger? If not, you’re a candy arse.

 

[chuckster.sixpack]

Well, he's at the table next to me. Haha
He's talking LSU, recruiting, making fun of Kiffin, and money with a couple boosters.
I told him to suck it as I left. He's a little bitty guy. Probably more than he could handle.

Stalker

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Stalker

I mean, hell, aren't we all to a point? He ripped on Lane Kiffin. Said he's an immature idiot. He's with a fat 17 that looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

He's with a fat 17 that looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

Kiffin is? Thought he had better game than that

 

[T-TownDawgg]

I mean, hell, aren't we all to a point? He ripped on Lane Kiffin. Said he's an immature idiot. He's with a fat 17 that looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

Might be Paul Bryant Jr, a fellow piece of s h i t

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Na Na Na.. Kiffin diddles with himself. Saban just makes fun of him. Saban just ***** slapped a LSU fan that recognized him.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Might be Paul Bryant Jr, a fellow piece of s h i t

Not him. I know him. He did mention John L. Smith though.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

You should see the people tripping over themselves to talk to this little bastard. I just sit back and laugh. HS principal from Alpharetta, GA just acted a fool.

 

[dawgman42]

Order them a round of Bud Lights . . .

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Order them a round of Bud Lights . . .

Damn, should have. Saban was hitting a mojito it looked like.

 

[Curby]

Make fun of Saban all you want, but he will take us for a whipping behind the woodshed aGAIN this fall just like he always does.

 

[travis.sixpack]

Make fun of Saban all you want, but he will take us for a whipping behind the woodshed aGAIN this fall just like he always does.

The Air Raid sucked wind versus Bama’s D. We had no answer for their edge rushers and no ability to keep the safeties from squatting on routes. I suspect we’ll have more success against them with a more balanced offense.

 

[57stratdawg]

Let me guess - Cafe 30A?

Always heard Saban is a much more outgoing guy that he comes across on camera.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Let me guess - Cafe 30A?

Always heard Saban is a much more outgoing guy that he comes across on camera.

Close

 

[WrapItDog]

Did he eat his Little Debbies with a knife and fork?

Was he sitting in a booster seat?

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

The Air Raid sucked wind versus Bama’s D. We had no answer for their edge rushers and no ability to keep the safeties from squatting on routes. I suspect we’ll have more success against them with a more balanced offense.

That's way God made TEs..........

 

[Dawg1976]

Did he laugh at your M-State shirt?

 

[Mobile Bay]

I mean, hell, aren't we all to a point? He ripped on Lane Kiffin. Said he's an immature idiot. He's with a fat 17 that looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

That could by my uncle.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Let me guess - Cafe 30A?

Always heard Saban is a much more outgoing guy that he comes across on camera.

Met him last year. He’s just a normal dude. Except extremely short. Way smaller than I imagined

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

Shoulda “accidentally” tripped and spilt some beer on him, then got real close to his ear and whispered “hail state”

 

[Yeti]

Should have Ask him if he prefers the banner M State, Script State or Interlocked MSU

 

[LordMcBuckethead]

Damn, should have. Saban was hitting a mojito it looked like.

Saban is not an amateur. He was drinking a water with a lime.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Should have Ask him if he prefers the banner M State, Script State or Interlocked MSU

I did. He said banner M because it comes with paper to wipe his *** with after he ***** down our throats.

 

[mcdawg22]

Close

Johnny McTighes?

 

[HuskyBDawg]

Did Saban happen to mention how many SEC refs they're gonna have on the payroll this fall?

 

[Ranchdawg]

He was probably talking about how he is going to get out of playing LSU on a yearly basis. Was he asking the boosters to up their game or giving them betting tips for this season?

 

[MagnoliaHunter]

Did Saban happen to mention how many SEC refs they're gonna have on the payroll this fall?

Stupid question. Everybody knows that the answer is All Of Them.