Tell the truth. You photoshopped the $17 price, right?
You cant handle the truth!
Son we live in a world that has bulldog message boards, and those have to be guarded by men with memes. Whose gonna do it you, you lieutenant thekimmer? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the misspelling of Guinness, and you curse the Sockman. You have that luxury, you have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Guinness's misspelling while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence while grotesque and incomprehensible, to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties; you want me on this board, you need me on this board! We use words like 17, dubmass, 24 on the English section of the ACT. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something, ******** like Irish use them as a punch line. I have neither the time, nor the inclination, to explain myself to a man, who rises and sleeps under the blanket of humor that I provide, and then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I'd rather you just give me a Liberty and go on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a meme, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn, what you think you are entitled to!
So yes, you're GD right I photoshopped it. I made the whole thing up.
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