How to fail your field sobriety test with a flair

greenbean.sixpack

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Not guilty! Had large marge not been there those dudes would have let her go. Give a fat, ugly woman a little power and they're gonna pour out their rage on the hot chicks!
 

harrybollocks

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An underrated show before the Great Awokening took over. But, after a brief absence, that type of comedy is making a comeback.
 

Mobile Bay

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No, I pulled the complaint and she rear ended somebody with a cocktail in her cupholder.
 

greenbean.sixpack

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This chick is really screwed up. Thanks to the wonders of the Florida open records law I can see that this isn't even her first run in with the law. Including battery, domestic charges. Or her first DUI.

Sounds like she likes to party, my kind of girl.
 

jethreauxdawg

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The matrix is real

This chick is really screwed up. Thanks to the wonders of the Florida open records law I can see that this isn't even her first run in with the law. Including battery, domestic charges. Or her first DUI.
Hot vs crazy. I’d put her right below stripper…well she might be one.
 

Eleven Bravo

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How many chins did that female officer have? I think she may have a bias against chicks with single chins. That ol’ officer gal needs to miss a couple of stops at Taco Bell for sure…
 
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