How to get the #1 recruiting class in the land?

[skylerdog]

<div class="entry-head"> <h3 class="entry-title">Alabama players driving Escalades?</h3> <div class="entry-meta"> <span class="chronodata">Published by <span class="vcard author">Daily Update</span> <abbr class="published" title="2008-08-26T12:30:59-0700">on 08/26/2008</abbr></span> <span class="entry-category">in General.</span> </div> </div> <div class="entry-content">

- Defensive coordinator Vic Koenning (Clemson) raised some eyebrows when asked a general question about Alabama receiver Julio Jones. Koenning has a lot of ties in south Alabama, and that's where Jones is from.

Koenning's response:</p>

"I actually ran into Julio in the spring recruiting. I said hello to him. I said, 'Well, I guess I'll be seeing you at the end of August.' And then he got out and got in his Escalade and drove off. That's serious. And then I went over and watched (Alabama freshman) Burton Scott at Vigor High School at the track over there, and Burton Scott was running around. He went and got in his Escalade out at track practice and drove off. So I'm familiar with those two guys."</p>

Over/ Under Bammer will be on probation by 2011 </div>

 

[jakldawg]

Then this ginormous, pimp-assed hat will do the trick

DAAAAAAYYYYMM! I think Bear tatt guy and the houndstooth twins have a new favorite gameday destination.

(and I believe Escalade comes from the German phrase for "overblown internet gossip")

 

[rebelrouseri]

the escalades were purely a joke or a joke based on the fact that new big bama signees actually drive new escalades. Since bowden played down the thing by saying he has never had any problem w/ bama recruiting, i'm thinking the former is the case but who knows w/ them.

 

[Buffard Tannen]

They actually bought julio a white tahoe before his senior year, but the first week he had it, he let some of his dumbass cousins drive it, and they managed to to total it, while cutting doughnuts in his front yard. What classy recruits saban gets.