How would y’all like to get 76 million

[M R DAWGS]

To quit working. Sign me up. I’d buy a ranch and hire folks to run it. I’d be the all-time overseer, and I wouldn’t have to make money off of it.

 

[Bullldawg78]

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

One hundred fifty two chicks at the same time. 17n a, man.

 

[kired]

With a contract like that, there’s more incentive to suck & get fired than to be successful and keep working

 

[SirBarksalot]

Sign me up

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Also, there's no future salary offset langue in his buyout. Some speculate he'll eventually end up at WVU, his buyout wouldn't be offset by his WVU salary.

Of course most of us would be content to "retire."

 

[BreckyBratt]

17nA man 17nA!

 

[BulldogBlitz]

With a contract like that, there’s more incentive to suck & get fired than to be successful and keep working

Or...such a high bar that you'll get fired for not beating teams bad enough.

 

[CoastDawg18]

I mean, after taxes can you really live the rest of your life off that?*

 

[HumpDawgy]

No way. It would feel like stealing. Plus, I love my minimum wage job!****

 

[Noname.sixpack]

Which door?

 

[onewoof]

This picture of him getting off the plane. He knew he had a crazy deal and was going to swindle those oil men.