I’m texting redhead

[tacodawg]

And making a baby tonight because holy 17 life couldn’t be worse than this ********

 

[DAWGS1.sixpack]

Give us a play by play recap with Pics tomorrow please!

 

[Mobile Bay]

I would call mine too if I were home. Fortunately she is fiixed, so no baby

 

[tacodawg]

Update- she’s on the way. I’m going in boys.

 

[Mobile Bay]

To boldly go where many men have been before

 

[tacodawg]

Don’t care how many men have been there before.

Posting this as she is sitting next to me.

 

[wasabaka]

Don't do it, my friend. I'm telling you this as a man who has a red headed succubus lying next to me right now. It took many, many years of my life (and many more off the back end, I'm sure) to get her to the point where she passes out before I do.

You should run. Channel your inner Forrest Gump and run. Far, far away. Be a bird, don't be a bird, I don't give a ****. Run far, far away from this woman. Life ain't that bad, my man.

 

[tacodawg]

I’ve been dealing with this one for almost two years now. Luckily she doesn’t have my baby. Yet.

 

[wasabaka]

I’ve been dealing with this one for almost two years now. Luckily she doesn’t have my baby. Yet.

I hope this is a hit it and quit it situation. Otherwise, be prepared to go gray, bald, and insane all in the same small timeframe. You have been warned.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Be careful, bro. Don’t let her put that spicy sauce on your burrito

Edit: also wear the micky mouse shirt

 

[wasabaka]

My last thoughts:

Dude, we won the baseball Natty. All is not as bad as it seems right now. Remember the good times. Don't throw yourself on the pyre just because our football team has just recreated every season for our entire lives. It ain't all bad, my friend.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Don’t care how many men have been there before.

Posting this as she is sitting next to me.

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[tacodawg]

I will never outlive this situation. I have a child with a girl. Her brother, who is now dead, had a child with a girl. I began relations with said dead brother’s baby momma sister. Which makes my baby momma the aunt of my child’s cousin. I’m in this forever.

She does like the wings I cooked tonight;

 

[Mobile Bay]

Good luck, were all counting on you

 

[wasabaka]

Hope it's a good ride. More importantly, you have to keep the Pack updated.

 

[Mobile Bay]

This is almost to the point you have to yell Roll Tide going in.

 

[wasabaka]

Godspeed, tacodawg. May the wind be always at your back.