I had no idea

[Dabo's Weenie]

Urkel had an illegitimate youngun.


Sorry ma'am, that's one ugly baby.

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

Adopted.

 

[Dabo's Weenie]

Adopted.

That's even worse - it means you picked out that mangy mongrel and brought him home (and probably paid a handsome sum to do so).

It looks lke Dumbo (those ears) and Sgt. Carter from Gomer Pyle had a love child together.