In case you were wondering

[kramer_192]

Walker Texas Ranger is the best show ever made!!! Good luck sleeping peacefully tonight if you disagree… You might not wake up…

 

[SteelCurtain74]

Chuck Norris once picked an orange off an apple tree and made lemonade.

 

[GloryDawg]

Chuck Norris dick has a dick.

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

This is the window ledge of one my nursing home patients. She’s been bedridden for years, but I still tread lightly when I step in there.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn't open.
Chuck took it back for a refund.

 

[HotMop]

Chuck Norris clogs toilets when he pees.

 

[Moondawgg]

 

[RiceDawg]

Walker Texas Ranger is the best show ever made!!! Good luck sleeping peacefully tonight if you disagree… You might not wake up…

When you’re in Texas look behind you, cause that’s…where the ranger’s…gonna be

 

[jxndawg]

Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

 

[Puppers]

 

[GloryDawg]

 

[LOTRGOTDAWGFAN]

Walker Texas Ranger is the best show ever made!!! Good luck sleeping peacefully tonight if you disagree… You might not wake up…

When Chuck Norris mentions Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith slaps himself.

 

[LordMcBuckethead]

Walker Texas Ranger is the best show ever made!!! Good luck sleeping peacefully tonight if you disagree… You might not wake up…

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck. From then on it was known as Optimus Prime.

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

Walker Texas Ranger is the best show ever made!!! Good luck sleeping peacefully tonight if you disagree… You might not wake up…

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.