Walker Texas Ranger is the best show ever made!!! Good luck sleeping peacefully tonight if you disagree… You might not wake up…
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Chuck Norris once picked an orange off an apple tree and made lemonade.
This is the window ledge of one my nursing home patients. She’s been bedridden for years, but I still tread lightly when I step in there.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn't open.
Chuck took it back for a refund.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn't open.
Chuck took it back for a refund.
When you’re in Texas look behind you, cause that’s…where the ranger’s…gonna be
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris mentions Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith slaps himself.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves.
