In todays edition of “You can’t make this shìt up.”

[DesotoCountyDawg]

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

WHOOO PIGS!

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Excuse her for partying.

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[She Mate Me]

I fully acknowledge that I'd never be able to make that up.

However, I will not be shocked if some evidence of beastiality enters the conversation.

 

[57stratdawg]

I’m sorry, I thought this was America

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

I’m sorry, I thought this was America

Florida Man ain’t got shìt on this chick.

 

[patdog]

This has all the makings of a low budget, made for streaming movie. I want to see the meth'd up deer attacking the hunters. Someone make this happen.

 

[dawgman42]

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Thanks! Needed that.

 

[MSUDOG24]

I fully acknowledge that I'd never be able to make that up.

However, I will not be shocked if some evidence of beastiality enters the conversation.

Can't say it didn't cross my mind reading that.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Florida Man ain’t got shìt on this chick.

But he’s trying to slide into her DM’s

 

[Mobile Bay]

Cocaine Bear vs Meth Deer is a movie I need to see.

 

[She Mate Me]

Cocaine Bear vs Meth Deer is a movie I need to see.

Pablo Escobear meets El Bambo

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

 

[preacher_dawg]

 

[She Mate Me]

I’d hit it…

Wanna rethink that??

 

[Bobby Ricigliano]

Wanna rethink that??

You dont know CiH very well, do ya?

 

[Lettuce]

Wanna rethink that??

Not a chance in hell

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Based on this level of crazy, I was expecting a different point on the hot axis.

 

[She Mate Me]

Considering he only k

You dont know CiH very well, do ya?

Based on the only 3 words I've ever seen from him, no.

But based on previous hittees, this is a pretty low point.

 

[Drebin]

Considering he only k

Based on the only 3 words I've ever seen from him, no.

But based on previous hittees, this is a pretty low point.

Given the level of crazy involved here, plus the fact that you can turn out the lights, and ultimately the fact that he's a Clinton, I don't think it's a low point for him at all.

 

[Shmuley]

Duct tape bikini. That might take the flesh off. We need PoopHeadBaldy to confirm.

 

[maroonmadman]

I'm glad stuff like his gets posted only if to prove I'm not as crazy as some other folks on this planet. Thank you crazy Arkansas meth head for verifying my sanity.

 

[LOTRGOTDAWGFAN]

I'll see you and raise you ....east jones county!!

SICK PUPPY

Woman charged with having sex with dogs, posting videos

www.leader-call.com

 

[horshack.sixpack]

So you are anti-duct tape bikini?***

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

That name and Arkansas was so familiar to me... I had to google it because I was worried I knew her intimately or something. But there was big news in these parts last year with that name and now I remember why...

Bridgett Watkins - Arkansas Native

And to think that @johnson86-1 wished such a horrific tragedy upon yours truly.

For what it's worth, I have always though the names Shane and Bridgette are the 2 most redneck names you can give children from my generations and I have yet to be proven wrong on that theory.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Duct tape bikini. That might take the flesh off. We need PoopHeadBaldy to confirm.

Not really an issue. The hot wax drippings take care of the hair and weak skin long before the situation escalates into duct taping.

 

[Cantdoitsal]

I'm glad stuff like his gets posted only if to prove I'm not as crazy as some other folks on this planet. Thank you crazy Arkansas meth head for verifying my sanity.

I watch "Cops" to make me feel better 'bout myself.