How many time outs is best to be used in a game, zero, or zero?
Do you manage a clock better or worse than Stevie Wonder?
Do you think you can find a 135 pound RB that excels in runs into the center of a defense?
After successfully converting 4th and 10 at the 50, is it better to punt on 4th and 1 at the opponents 35, or 4 and 3 at their 20?
Do you have a friend to be OC that you will never fire no matter how bad he is at his job?
Can you please show me your best shite-eating grin for after a loss to an FCS team at home?
How little do you know about coaching special teams, and why does that clearly make you the best choice for the role?
If you can easily win a game by running the ball over and over, do you pass every down or just every other down? Is that for "balance", or is it to prove you can?