Instead of Books you won’t see published, Interview Questions you won’t see asked..

[mcdawg22]

How big is your Trapper Keeper?

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Or is that one of the questions you’re not supposed to ask?

 

[Shmuley]

My non-questions:

Is your wife "handsy?"
Target ... a must or optional?
Are those your Yeezys or did you borrow them?
Interlocking or banner?

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Have you ever rented a mule?

 

[The Peeper]

Or is that one of the questions you’re not supposed to ask?

-Are you hiring coordinators or assistants first?
-Are you adapting your system to present players or players to your system?
-We don't have a Publix, Target, or Whole Foods in the Triangle. We however, lead the nation per capita in Mexican, Dry White Chicken and Hamburger joints. Is this a problem with you, and more importantly, with your significant other?

 

[NawlBennyDawg]

Would you describe yourself as, let's say, "blue collar?"

 

[dawgstudent]

I merged the threads and unlocked it.

 

[mcdawg22]

Have you been to back to back Cotton bowls in fifty FIFTY years?

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm going to show you two colors of grass with a fence between them.. you tell me which one you feel is greener... #1.. This side OR #2.. The other side.

 

[Shmuley]

How big is your Trapper Keeper?

Are you familiar with the phrase, "pound sand?"

 

[tenureplan]

Do you plan on using MSU as a springboard to get your next job.

 

[Xenomorph]

Do you feel persons who are legally blind still have the capability to see improvement?

 

[MaxwellSmart]

No interview is complete without their favorite pizza toppings.**

 

[mcdawg22]

Are you familiar with the phrase, "pound sand?"

What is your ring size?

 

[Darryl Steight]

Still the only thing I need to know...

-- "Would you have donated to Cecil's church?"

 

[mcdawg22]

How good are you at peeping?

 

[Xenomorph]

When your team is two weeks away from its season opener, choose the least appropriate place to conduct practice:

A. Palmeiro Center
B. Leo Seal Jr. Complex
C. South Farm
D. Geyser Falls water park

 

[Shmuley]

Redheads? Yes or yes?

 

[SteelCurtain74]

What level of strain do you bring to the table?

 

[Boom Boom]

How many time outs is best to be used in a game, zero, or zero?

Do you manage a clock better or worse than Stevie Wonder?

Do you think you can find a 135 pound RB that excels in runs into the center of a defense?

After successfully converting 4th and 10 at the 50, is it better to punt on 4th and 1 at the opponents 35, or 4 and 3 at their 20?

Do you have a friend to be OC that you will never fire no matter how bad he is at his job?

Can you please show me your best shite-eating grin for after a loss to an FCS team at home?

How little do you know about coaching special teams, and why does that clearly make you the best choice for the role?

If you can easily win a game by running the ball over and over, do you pass every down or just every other down? Is that for "balance", or is it to prove you can?

 

[dawgman42]

Have you ever seen bigfoot eating candy corn on an Apache reservation? And was he wearing an eye patch?

 

[horshack.sixpack]

How do you feel about:

Post game hugs?

Shorts?

Your wife kissing players on the mouth regularly?

adapting your offense to fit the players you have?

Journey?

pirates?

candy corn?

 

[Drebin]

Do you have any particular animus for Bob from Bogue Chitto?

 

[patdog]

Do you plan on using MSU as a springboard to get your next job.

If our next coach can use our job as a springboard to an elite job (which is all that would be a step up), I’m all for it. You’re hired.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

What's your Operating Thetan level?

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[MaroonOldCrow]

Do you know any Native American rituals to calm the restless spirits of ancestors?

 

[SouthFarmchicken]

I like to hire good listeners. Do you think you can hear as well as me?

 

[Xenomorph]

Do you know what channel the game is on in Noxapater?