Jim Schlossnagle now owns the biggest doosh canoe answer ever given to a sports reporter..

[Xenomorph]

When Richard Zane of TexAgs asked him about the rumors of him taking another job:

“I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me that question, to be honest with you. I left my family to be the coach at Texas A&M. I took the job at Texas A&M to never take another job again, and that hasn't changed in my mind."

In all likelihood he had already taken the Texas job.

With that remark he just eclipsed Senator Ears and the pine box.

 

[57stratdawg]

Yeah. Doosh move.

 

[dorndawg]

Can we not say douche?

Edit: Can confirm.

 

[Shmuley]

Douche, doosh, dooshey, douche-o-rama, dooshnagle, doooooooooooosssssssh. However you want to spell it, it’s douche-y to the extreme.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Well....glad we didn't go for that guy...

 

[mcdawg22]

So maybe Cohen did see something about him to question his integrity? Of course that doesn’t explain him hiring Freeze at AU.

 

[retire the banner]

I don’t get worked up about coaches leaving or moving anymore (even if it’s in a douche way). I mean they can recruit a player for 4 years, get them on campus, and after one season the player can transfer as many times as they want because they don’t like how the coffee tastes.

 

[NorthTexasDog]

So maybe Cohen did see something about him to question his integrity? Of course that doesn’t explain him hiring Freeze at AU.

Cohen had no say in the Freeze hire

 

[Anon1704414204]

So maybe Cohen did see something about him to question his integrity? Of course that doesn’t explain him hiring Freeze at AU.

Cohen prolly had little to nothing to do with Freezus' hiring. Cohen's prolly more of press secretary than AD at AU.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

When Richard Zane of TexAgs asked him about the rumors of him taking another job:

“I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me that question, to be honest with you. I left my family to be the coach at Texas A&M. I took the job at Texas A&M to never take another job again, and that hasn't changed in my mind."

In all likelihood he had already taken the Texas job.

With that remark he just eclipsed Senator Ears and the pine box.

You ask me that, at that point, I'd tell you to 17off, Bad timing.
And eat shat.

 

[Xenomorph]

You ask me that, at that point, I'd tell you to 17off, Bad timing.
And eat shat.

Really?… dude is paid $28K per week to coach a sport the majority of their fan base doesn’t even know they play. He can’t handle a tough question?

 

[The Peeper]

Really?… dude is paid $28K per week to coach a sport the majority of their fan base doesn’t even know they play. He can’t handle a tough question?

"The majority of their fan base doesn't even know they" played for the National Championship yesterday and their coach is leaving?

 

[ronpolk]

You ask me that, at that point, I'd tell you to 17off, Bad timing.
And eat shat.

I don’t get this response and I’ve seen it a lot on Twitter. It’s not the reporters job to care about Schloss feelings. Schloss only took offense to it because it was already a done deal and he knew it was a very bad look to negotiate a new job while his team was playing for the national championship. Hell y’all just thought Mullen was bad for job searching during egg bowl week.

The reporter clearly had credible information and asked the question. If Schloss wanted to dodge the question, all he had to say was “I’m not getting into that right now”… and of course that would have led to speculation but who gives a ****, it was clearly done.

 

[Xenomorph]

I don’t get this response and I’ve seen it a lot on Twitter. It’s not the reporters job to care about Schloss feelings. Schloss only took offense to it because it was already a done deal and he knew it was a very bad look to negotiate a new job while his team was playing for the national championship. Hell y’all just thought Mullen was bad for job searching during egg bowl week.

The reporter clearly had credible information and asked the question. If Schloss wanted to dodge the question, all he had to say was “I’m not getting into that right now”… and of course that would have led to speculation but who gives a ****, it was clearly done.

Yep.. and when exactly should have the reporter asked that question? Maybe flagged him down at the airport the next morning as he was getting on a Texas jet?

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

That's brings a whole nother level of rivalry. Hire your rivals coach the day after they had their hearts ripped out. Makes you question his level of effort and concentration the last two games for TAMU like throwing a guy too early or throwing a guy already gassed.

 

[HumpDawgy]

That is some next level Narcissism right there. He could have simply said...."Next question".

 

[dawgstudent]

I think TexAgs website knew he was leaving. But they didn’t want to ask the question before the championship was decided bc it would cause a distraction. Then they asked after.

So they did what a fan would do. Not a journalist.

 

[GloryDawg]

Cohen prolly had little to nothing to do with Freezus' hiring. Cohen's prolly more of press secretary than AD at AU.

Oh you mean fall guy?**** I think eventually both Stricklin and Cohen will regret their moves.

 

[onewoof]

When Richard Zane of TexAgs asked him about the rumors of him taking another job:

“I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me that question, to be honest with you. I left my family to be the coach at Texas A&M. I took the job at Texas A&M to never take another job again, and that hasn't changed in my mind."

In all likelihood he had already taken the Texas job.

With that remark he just eclipsed Senator Ears and the pine box.

"That's selfish"

Project much?

 

[Anon1704414204]

Oh you mean fall guy?**** I think eventually both Stricklin and Cohen will regret their moves.

Except I'm glad Coinz ain't ire AD no mo,

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Wow. That's a long time to sit on it.

 

[NukeDogg]

Wow. That's a long time to sit on it.

Totally ignorant of the rules here, and I'm sure with the neutered NCAA nothing is enforceable anyway, but I've always wondered why this isn't tampering

 

[onewoof]

 

[BulldogBlitz]

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I have some twisted sense of humor that hopes the Texas rangers have a position come available in october.