Had a 90min presentation this afternoon with a large institute of higher learning (not Penn State) and two VPs from HQ who flew in this Am … all while believing there was a very strong possibility I could literally sh|t my pants up there at the mic…. Abdominal contraction and Acute back discomfort, the latter I thought was due to dress shoes - which I don’t wear everyday …
Bite the bullet and manage to get through the presentation without calamity in my gotchies … 1/2 hour drive home after work and I tell my wife I am speeding on the expressway because of severe abdominal discomfort- I may go full CODE BROWN should I hit traffic….
then Mouth begins salivating uncontrollably about 7mi from home … I’m not nauseous-butt I certainly recognize that klaxon from my beer-swilling bed-spinning days as an undergrad …
. I’m on the expressway, can’t just pull over so I’m looking around for something like a bag or some panties to throw up into - should things go south…
Pull into my driveway and can barely get the car in pARk when I dash onto the yard , double over and shout-at-my-shrubbery …. Acute discomfort- abdominal pain down to my left testicle - though no fever …. at 6pm I thought I was writhing with pancreatic rot and was going to bite it …. Order my wife to put on her housecoat and furry slippers and take me to the Emergency Dept …. Thankfully there weren’t too many shootings tonight because the ER was a breeze…. Waited only 20min before the morphine drip … then an hour wait for a CAT scan… then, sudden calm , as if the sun breaks after an afternoon summer thunderstorm …
at 6pm I was writhing with what felt like pancreatic rot and was going explode with pus … I was going to bite it …
4hrs later I literally strutted out Emergency Room like a game show host scooting onto the set to open the show… my wife waiting in the family station wagon to take me home …
at 57yrs old with zero health issues / no meds … this was a scary window into the future … Doc said there was a small stone still hanging out in my left kidney, another small one in my bladder … ooof …. Guess I get the enjoy round2 sometime soon … Really not looking forward to a boulder tumbling through my urethra …
hope this might help some old timers here to recognize symptoms of this hideous medical affliction …
that is all
Bite the bullet and manage to get through the presentation without calamity in my gotchies … 1/2 hour drive home after work and I tell my wife I am speeding on the expressway because of severe abdominal discomfort- I may go full CODE BROWN should I hit traffic….
then Mouth begins salivating uncontrollably about 7mi from home … I’m not nauseous-butt I certainly recognize that klaxon from my beer-swilling bed-spinning days as an undergrad …
. I’m on the expressway, can’t just pull over so I’m looking around for something like a bag or some panties to throw up into - should things go south…
Pull into my driveway and can barely get the car in pARk when I dash onto the yard , double over and shout-at-my-shrubbery …. Acute discomfort- abdominal pain down to my left testicle - though no fever …. at 6pm I thought I was writhing with pancreatic rot and was going to bite it …. Order my wife to put on her housecoat and furry slippers and take me to the Emergency Dept …. Thankfully there weren’t too many shootings tonight because the ER was a breeze…. Waited only 20min before the morphine drip … then an hour wait for a CAT scan… then, sudden calm , as if the sun breaks after an afternoon summer thunderstorm …
at 6pm I was writhing with what felt like pancreatic rot and was going explode with pus … I was going to bite it …
4hrs later I literally strutted out Emergency Room like a game show host scooting onto the set to open the show… my wife waiting in the family station wagon to take me home …
at 57yrs old with zero health issues / no meds … this was a scary window into the future … Doc said there was a small stone still hanging out in my left kidney, another small one in my bladder … ooof …. Guess I get the enjoy round2 sometime soon … Really not looking forward to a boulder tumbling through my urethra …
hope this might help some old timers here to recognize symptoms of this hideous medical affliction …
that is all