but now he is definitely my favorite geriatric ever because he is the only old person ever to realize that he has lost the ability to adequately drive a car
"It's just too difficult a drive to go down there and back on a regular basis," he said. "I don't have anybody to drive me and <span style="font-weight: bold;">I don't have any business out there doing it myself.</span>"
Jack Cristil after a tea-bagging of a game: "And the sonic drive of the game is... me driving home to tupelo"