Mark Emmert to step down from NCAA next year
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His contract was extended about a year ago into 2025. Maybe the NCAA finally realized the extension was a big mistake since Emmert has absolutely no leadership abilities. One more year of Marky Mark and his funky bunch - if the NCAA survives that long.
Breaking News - Mark Emmert, based on many years of experience with the NCAA, has accepted a position as the Head Clown with Barnum & Bailey. Please congratulate Mark on this wonderful opportunity for him as he takes our circus to unprecedented levels.
Good. I wish him nothing but the worst. Scumbag.
Bummer! That guy's a mensch. Irreplaceable. What a loss. Oh the humanity!
During his tenure, he truly was a covert circus clown hell bent on bringing down the NCAA.
Unfortunately, he succeeded.
The ncaa that f*cked us in the a$$ ten years ago and never made it right.
Hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. More deserving of a golden shower.
Mark Emmert's ouster was long overdue with NCAA's relevance eroding, president's power fading
More surprising was Emmert being given a contract extension just 364 days ago
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On his way out, will he boast of his tough actions on Larry Nassar Robert Anderson Richard Strauss UNC academics... He did take a tough stance on somebody once, right? 
(Sorry. I couldn't find a limp d!ck emoji to post in his honor.)
(Sorry. I couldn't find a limp d!ck emoji to post in his honor.)
this one will suffice (and is likely another characteristic of him):
You could also use this one:
( ◕◡◕)っ✂╰⋃╯
which reportedly stands for "bye little dick."
given how the NCAA handled Penn State a decade ago, I would not expect anything but a pssing contest on Emmert. However on the larger scale it is worth understanding what is going on there. What motivated the NCAA Board to extend his contract very recently and then turn on a dime with instant action to remove him. What did the Board want from him which he has failed to do? My guess is they actually wanted him to get control of the current situation with CFB P5 and MBB. There is a question of their existence and what do they do. There is a possibility that they two big revenue sports take their top 30-40 teams and go independent and approach a pro minor league where players do not even need to all be students. Is there a role for an NCAA without the two big boys. If you take out the big $$rev sports, the remainder almost go to club level and are not financially sustainable under their current model (I have heard this idea already floating on sports radio). I think the NCAA Board feels that they need someone who can actually get control of the situation and in some cases "put the toothpaste back in the container" - not everyone accepts that the very narrow court decisions have eliminated the right of the NCAA through the Board authority (which comes from the schools) to control how the schools need to react and enforce rules. For example, just because a player signs an NIL deal for $8M does not mean that the NCAA cannot rule the player academically ineligible. I look for the Board to put in someone who is going to get some level of control.
The possibilities are endless. Ask Bob - he hates us! As we all should.
"My eye adores you."His Replacement will obviously be someone with no moral fiber.
2023 retirement...why wait for another year...
The bastard deserves the death penalty NOW.
Hopefully he has fraught and anxiety during all of days of his retirement. The
small person is a disgrace to human dignity.
Someday somewhere somehow I pray that Fonzie will get the chance to piss and **** on Emmert’s grave.
And if he can’t, I’ll be happy to do it for him.
And if he can’t, I’ll be happy to do it for him.
Well, maybe he'll make a better line chef than an NCAA President
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