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CochiseCowbell

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I don’t like the metal koozies. They’re too heavy and my hand thinks it’s a full beer and needs lightened. Even empty it feels like there’s a couple of swallows still in there. I drink entirely too fast and too much using one of those.

Plus, it's a process to exchange empty for full can. I know it's just unscrewing a cap, but that in itself is too many steps to refill a koozie for any professional.

I got a really nice Yeti one for Christmas from a girl I happened to date from one particular November to January. It's laser etched with the banner M. Looks incredible & a helluva gift from a short, crises averted, for me, "relationship."

Funny story I just recalled. That January this Clemson fan attended the National Championship in Arizona. They lost to Bama. Don't recall year, after 2014 for sure.

She drunkenly called me because she was lost & couldn't find her family or party. She had a very much older loaded father. I couldn't get it through her drunken stupor that there was zero I could do to help from Augusta, GA. Made me stay on the phone with her until she found them.